Fitzcarraldo
Can this be a solution?
12.03.2026 13:52
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Fitzcarraldo
Can this be a solution?
I look at a guy like this, who appears to be the consumate insider, 'working across the aisle' as it says here, and I just think: look at the fucking state of the place, mate. You're as responsible as anyone for that
This story is such nonsense from the BBC. I know 'the cruelty is the point', but even a moment's thought would lead one to the conclusion that anyone motivated enough to navigate the GP receptionist gauntlet must either be genuinely ill or so dedicated to slacking that no employer would want them.
I would start from the assumption that the purpose of events like this is to wish it into being
Even though you're obviously right, I'm still somehow skeptical?
I think this tweet may be the first time I've realised these are two different people tbh
Started buying dark chocolate to reduce the comically vast quantity I consume, only to discover I prefer dark chocolate anyway and consume even more.
lmao letβs goooo
omg how have I never seen the Norges Bank rap video to promote awareness their new cod-themed banknote design before
Another beautiful one from Porya Hatami
(maybe cc @waiworinao.bsky.social for this)
porya.bandcamp.com/track/pomegr...
crying @ Barry Glendenning saying Igor Tudor has 'torched his reputation as a bloke'
Hmmm, not sure the immortal 'American Consumer' is going to be as immune to consequences as popularly imagined when the region where everything is made has ground to a halt.
I'm in favour of switching to a squirrel on the banknotes, but only if it's pictured reading an Owen Jones article in the Guardian and nodding approvingly
Obsessed with this album of mostly beatless dubby techno and field recordings of the Welsh coast tbh enmossed.bandcamp.com/album/syren
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
Seems like Israel sees that as a headache for America not for Israel, though
You best believe this one will be going in my application when the time comes
In 2017, then First Minister Nicola Sturgeon presided over a sham launch of Glen Sannox, which was not ready for sea and had a fake funnel and painted-on windows.
so so good
Easy to mock of course, but He is something close to a distillation of our culture. He is the backbone of our economy. He may decide the next election.
He is Us.
Guy who wants to bring back 'Arry: ~40, loves the gym, The Inbetweeners, 'Party Rock Anthem', the Cheltenham Festival, 'Best of Kammy' YouTube compliations, sharing Paddy Power clips on socials. Big fan of Natalie Sawyer's early work.
Am a firm believer that Tudor's appointment was the result of a discussion that went:
A: Dyche?
B: No, we'd be laughed at forever.
A: Good point. What if I told you about Foreign, Sophisticated Dyche?
I knew I was going to get a mention of forum staple 'bring back 'Arry' and they didn't disappoint, though sadly the idea was dismissed
Trump is of course a believer in 'the power of positive thinking' as a philosophy, which naturally makes him uniquely resistant to being told the truth about various disasters. So don't expect his information environment to change much, no matter how badly it's going.
Abolish the lot of them and don't replace.
π΅'If you go down to the desert today,
You're in for a big surprise!
The deepest launchers have come out to play,
To disrupt the world's oil supplies' π΅
-Kemi Badenoch
A missile with a mole's nose and whiskers emerges from a molehill in Iran, while other missiles fly overhead
When missiles are being fired, the launchers which are kept deep underground come out.
Four biggest clerics at the back in a line to head away all aerial masonry
Tighten up the anti-aircraft missile shape. Easiest thing to work on at this stage is defensive structure
