Nothing funnier to me than seeing a subscription plea “Sustain Essential Journalism”after reading a mindless list of tweets on @huffpost.com Earth to Arianna-you were essential in putting journalism in its grave about 15 years ago. #irony
#jardiance Commercial update. Since people are too stupid to research perineum, the commercials now just spell out anus and genitals!
The good part about having only 2 teams remaining in the #CFBPlayoff is now the kids can return to class. I’m sure there are projects they can help with and papers to complete.
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
Raise your hand if you’re surprised about the @nba.com betting scandal. It’s only just begun. Opening up to gambling sites as sponsors is as dumb as AA,brought to you by Budweiser. #gambling
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This is a must see, now more than ever
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OK seriously, am I the only person using Airplane mode?
Angel getting her own misses for offensive rebounds
"news"
Remember when Fox "news" and CNN didn't exist. ?
OK, I pee sitting down. No big deal, but my buddies find it odd when we are hiking.
My favorite icebreaker comment when I’m asked to share something about myself: I’ve peed every time I shower
So fun!
F politicians, let’s go @oaklandballers.bsky.social Summer baseball the way Doubleday intended
Princess Dairies
Some get some SPF 50 on all these pasty patrons stat. @wimbledonltc.bsky.social #wimbledon #basalcell
I’m pronouncing finger like ginger from now on.
All the justified anger on social platforms are preaching to the choir. Now we need to hear plans, strategies and ideas. Who’s the next Obama ‘08?
Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
God says, "Next time no people."
Can’t wait to explain this dumpster fire to my grandkids. They’ll think I’m making shit up.
I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight
All this outrage is warranted and necessary, but what’s the plan?
What creek now?
Thinking how funny is would have been to explain Cologuard to my either of my grandfathers (both born before 1920). “So what you’re telling me is someone sends you a box…”
Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.
However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
