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I told you I was ill Fix your hearts or die Dutch in Wales. DJ. Gamer. PWD. Chaotic Good. Idiot β™ΏοΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡±πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ

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I'm a man of few words

05.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dankjewel, lieverd xx

28.10.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning. This will be my last post, at least for a while. My health isn't great at the moment and I need to concentrate on surviving. Take care now x

08.10.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It might be in The Salmon of Doubt but I'm not sure

07.10.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"absolutely the fuck not". I'm pretty sure the American publisher for Terry Pratchett didn't even ask to change it

07.10.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It reminds me of a letter Douglas Adams wrote in response to changes suggested by his American publishers. They wanted to change the currency, name of the village and pub, change M and S to Bloomingdales, basically the whole vibe of the H2G2. His response was very funny but underneath was an

07.10.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It gets worse

07.10.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned what the American versions of Terry Pratchett books look like and please could you not?

07.10.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

07.10.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 7807 πŸ” 1980 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 38
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I've got a lead on the Mysterious Stranger. It's going to take some time and I might have to play some of the older games but I think I got it. Updates to follow

07.10.2025 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

07.10.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
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Photo looking down on four petri dishes, neatly arranged, with what resembles bacteria and mould growing inside created with crochet and embroidery

Elin Thomas, UK textile artist who uses embroidery/crochet to create unique work resembling petri dishes and bacteria spores #womensart

07.10.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 897 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 17

No hospital needed so at least I don't have to go through all that today

07.10.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a Dutchman living in Wales. 6 years ago I had a major medical emergency. Ambulance, 16 days in hospital, countless medical tests and treatments. It cost me nothing and they saved my life. I am always shocked to see how much medical treatment costs in the US

07.10.2025 07:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't for the life of me remember what the study was called or who shared it. It might have been Natasha Devon but I'm not sure about that at all

07.10.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a study recently about how many of the young men following people like him see them more as comedy figures. They don't take them seriously. Of course there are still too many who do, but it was kind of a relief to see the majority are just laughing at them

07.10.2025 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are the incel alphas okay?

I saw the first post on Facebook in a group called Must Man Harder Or The Queer Will Unpenis Me. It reminded me of the second one

07.10.2025 06:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If/when I fall and hit my head I need it checked up. Because of my meds, specifically blood thinners. I really don't want to go to hospital

07.10.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm cursed, aren't I? I was making breakfast just now and I opened a cupboard door and it came off. It hit me in the head and made me jump out of the way. I can't jump with my bad leg and it's hurting a lot. And I now have to wait until the GP surgery opens to check if I need hospital for my head

07.10.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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"And that was Piggy Bank Landmine by the Mole Rat Suiciders. More of them later this week"

(I am trying my hardest not to get the same Beatles earworm)

07.10.2025 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning x

youtu.be/QKVYHJwIi2M?...

07.10.2025 05:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been killed by a suicider mole rat just now, and after I restarted I was taken out by piggy bank landmine. Both are new to me. At least I got a very pythonesque kill myself as well

06.10.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I ain't no big city finance person but even I know that when you lose money and you decide to spend more money, you end up losing more money

Also, no company is going to sign up for this

06.10.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI is the dumbest thing for the dumbest people run by the dumbest people

06.10.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50Β’

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

06.10.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 2514 πŸ” 691 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12

Turns out he really knows how to lose friends and alienate people

06.10.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are some who look kinda normal, but no German shepherds. I didn't make the connection until I saw Dogmeat was in the TV show. Then I googled it and fell down the rabbit hole. I don't know if it is the same Dogmeat or if there are more.

Next up: the mysterious stranger

06.10.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So unless radiation makes dogs immortal or live at least 180 years I'm going with synth

06.10.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching a video about conspiracies about Fallout 4 and they now started on Dogmeat. "Is Dogmeat a synth?". Well, he first appeared in the first game set in 2116 and is in every game since and in the tv series, which is set in 2296. He also looks like a healthy dog, unlike every other dog

06.10.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

people) Completely civil and peaceful. The press and politicians are falling iver themselves to condemn this. I hate what my motherland has become but I'm as proud as ever of my hometown

06.10.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0