Joey

Proud of oor Gazz 🥰

Drop your skincare routine bby

People playing The Ghoul on DBD are utterly joyless. Lowest point of the game so far.

Taking applications for friends to send memes to and chat during the day and stuff. Bonus if you hate wine.

Nice tributes to Jeff Minter (Jen Minter) and Makato Kano (DCI Kano) in Black Mirror episode 4 of the new series 👍🏻 🦙 Sometimes my useless knowledge comes in handy for Easter Eggs!

I’m thinking of bringing a chair to my garage solely for the purpose of waiting for late Facebook Marketplace buyers. Jeez Louise. I’d say 1/10 they’re on time.

All overrated.

I have nobody local, except one lady who prays for me daily. I’m still going to hell 🤘🏻I just have a load of internet gamer acquaintances now, it’s the future. You don’t even have to look at each other.

Ok I’m gonna need someone rich to get me the Switch 2. Looks utterly nuts.

Only 1/3 into the Midnight Library and I was struck by how much I related to Nora. Uncanny valley for sure.

Viola’s Room has almost the same soundtrack as Yellowjackets and is focused on teenage girls believing in magical forest gods in 1994. Huh. Maybe Viola was one of those randos you see in the background.

When you’re trying to find out some info on google and end up on a Lad Bible article written by a friend in 2022 (no not Red Dwarf or anything remotely related). I’m telling you this world gets smaller and smaller.

The Vinted ad that says “Spelling fees” instead of “Selling fees” is the equivalent of those c*nts on TikTok who put paint smudges on their faces to get more views and comments.

Oh please be serious 😂 This year is a joke (disclaimer: I do agree Austria is the best but the rest of this top 10 is laughable).

Yellowjackets is deteriorating and I’m so sad. Young Shauna is a nasty, evil, abhorrent piece of work. The show is very mean spirited now.

I have never seen a Eurovision year as completely, totally, UNHINGED as this one. Yes, I just saw Australia’s entry. No I’ll not be commenting further.

Just did my first killer 2v8 (Susie) at RPD with some random pretending to be JRM (Wesker). 5k! Not bad.

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE the winter and I hate being hot/the summer. But this season has been so cold I can’t get it out of my bones, even with a heated throw on max. It’s not a complaint, it’s an observation. Summer still sucks.

Reminder that it’s Presidents’ Day, please leave out some milk and cookies for Bill Clinton tonight.

Ah yes you must have sat through TMS tonight too. I’d like an edit without the panel.

I think you need to be a household name for this show tbf. Most of the UK don’t go to west end musicals.

God The Masked Singer is a painful experience, I can’t stand seeing Davina’s armpits all the time and the cringe faces they all pull singing along. And it’s won by a random unknown reality tv contestant from 20 years ago over a soul legend? Give over.

Screenshot of the mobile game Pokémon Go, showing a green hued map of the user’s local area. A human avatar with a ginger ponytail faces to the right, while a small cat-like creature sits near their feet. A pink-hued marker with a big orange caterpillar on top hovers over the human’s head. The Pokémon Go UI is shown around the outer edge of the screenshot.

Now clearly wasn’t the time to return to Pokémon Go. You definitely need friends for it. I’m stuck with this giant pink caterpillar in my flat because I can’t fight it. Uninstalling.

I’ve used fb marketplace for years and I can confidently say that 90% of buyers are either scammers, bots, men who want to lowball me, time wasters (don’t turn up), just ask “is it available”, & people who give me less cash than agreed then run off (that’s happened more times than I care to count).

Well that was a disappointment all round. Minah or Alexander 100% deserved to win.

The last time I saw a female friend was over a year ago. It was Caz’s birthday December 2023.

An aqua coloured cone-shaped plant pot on three black tripod legs sits on top of a slim, square, teak display cabinet in front of a window with a white Venetian blind.

As everything is angry making atm, I’m sharing a plant pot I printed and painted by myself. Shoved a flailing plant inside. It’s alright innit.

I’m obviously yet to hit middle age white woman status as I haven’t a clue what the fuck Onyx Storm is.

What the heck IS that wood pigeon sound on the 11 turkeys Taylor Swift song? I feel like I’m a fever dream and my car’s breaking down every time it comes on the radio.