My kingdom for commercials that match the volume of the broadcast
Now more than ever
Too true
A lizard clings to a dashboard in houston rush hour traffic
Lizard on my dashboard I know I know itβs serious
As American as apple pie. π³
Once again I brushed so much fur off my dog that I was able to make a new dog.
Let's go Mets!!! Fun piece. :)
Yes, yes they are
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Standing proudly on two feet. (!!!!)
Irish-Americans Gear Up For βThe Reinforcinβ Oβ The Stereotypesβ
Irish-Americans Gear Up For βThe Reinforcinβ Oβ The Stereotypesβ
who's a good puppy???
mobilize.us/s/tSVOAX So done with drivers that donβt respect pedestrians!! Love @transalt.org
Sega should make a new console. A really shitty one.
Skeptical about this, naturally but also imagining my watch telling me I still have time to close my "antidepressant" ring. Just take a 20 minute walk!
He's not wrong...
De Blasio: βWell, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesnβt Suck Shit, Huh?β
Who wore it better?
Dear @Doge
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
Ok, I get why he hates it now.
Donβt let anyone tell you this guy is popular or that the country is trending his way. Just isnβt true. Never was.
Same! Was just talking to my mom about this (I need some sauce!)
Ok one more
Todayβs update from me, the rogue White House staffer: there seems to be a new president? Not sure what his name is yet (nervous to ask) but I think I heard someone call him Dan