Trending
Sean Condon's Avatar

Sean Condon

@seancondon

Author of several books, a few of them pretty good. New York Times best-selling reader. I had a funny thing in McSweeney's 22 years ago. Location: Amsterdam, NL.

277
Followers
355
Following
39
Posts
01.10.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Sean Condon @seancondon

She's now officially allowed to do things for the craic.

23.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Melania' is not screening in Dutch cinemas, which is a shame because now I can't not go to it.

27.01.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We did not continue with the series.

27.01.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelievably bad. I was truly stunned by some of it. (No surprise that she couldn't sell that crime novel side hustle until her agent revealed that JKR was behind it.) And then it turns out she's a complete asshole. Double vindicated!

27.01.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read that first one to Sylvie when she was maybe eight or nine. Possibly six. The writing made my eyes bleed.

27.01.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to dozens of those Sunday night Dorothy gigs. (Largely because my sister was dating him for many years.)

21.01.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They sure freakin' are! But think how much worse it'd be if they were doing it right!

15.01.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

15.01.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

15.01.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ending things with "thank you for coming to my TED talk" is officially over. Do not do it anymore.

(This is an example of not doing it.)

14.01.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does quicksand count?

12.01.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no
Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history.
He doesn't care about the life of the mind
OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper.
He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young

THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young

son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them
β€” and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's

son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them β€” and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's

very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other
people, living or dead, like him?

very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

16.12.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 6815 πŸ” 2024 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 188
Post image

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.

Here’s the President of the United States of America.

29.09.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 9710 πŸ” 3544 πŸ’¬ 478 πŸ“Œ 179

Listening now!

26.09.2025 08:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

12.09.2025 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Fear" Toussaint! (His name is actually Jean)

12.09.2025 06:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vince Sorrenti - a blasta from the pasta

08.09.2025 06:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

My 2013 anti-romcom novel published by Macmillan.
(The 2025 anti-romcom novel film with the same title is not based on it.)

04.09.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has indeed. It's right up there with Final Cut and Powerhouse in the pantheon of books about 'the business'.

03.09.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That book is excellent!

03.09.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump Misstates Washington Crime Data to Justify Takeover

Lies about, @nytimes.com. We can’t keep doing this.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/u...

13.08.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This is A+ trolling

13.08.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 28462 πŸ” 6464 πŸ’¬ 941 πŸ“Œ 525

In-fucking-deed.

12.08.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would've been a great one.

29.07.2025 10:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Dave.

07.07.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will it come to Bandcamp?

07.07.2025 08:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.
He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.
It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

AOC: β€œIt is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

22.06.2025 02:03 πŸ‘ 71128 πŸ” 16260 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 1310
Preview
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off LOS ANGELESβ€”Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex P...

Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go OffΒ  β€” theonion.com/kristi-noem-...

13.06.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:

β€œEither he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

11.06.2025 12:42 πŸ‘ 38810 πŸ” 8842 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 270