I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him
As Amazon loaded their smart displays with ads, a group of hardware hackers found a way to liberate a few early models, turning them into stripped-down, useful android displays. I now have performed four digital exorcisms. I spoke to the person behind the jailbreak via telegram for @aftermath.site
one lobotomy wasn't enough for this girl
I can’t believe the new X-School is in Emma Frost’s brain, the place where she has sex with Scott Summers. So inappropriate.
Princess with a deep blush and black polish under her perfect, long fingernails x Guard-captain with a knowing smirk and mirror shined boots
And people say they don’t like Trinity
Smh, when she’s done so much for you? 😌
its fat elf fwednesday
against all odds, we must persist, like the butt effect
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.
Phantom of the Opurra
no?? dude, i am literally talking myself and one of my gfs that i call my wife
if you’ve been waiting to get on HRT this is your sign to go do it. You want to be able to pull up medical records proving you are on hormones and can’t serve
new nuclear family:
-dog wife
-squirrel wife
-woke cats
-133 gundam
The apartment that symbolized her independence is now just a kennel to keep her. Like the conditioning cells she suffered through during wartime, this moldering tenement is now her prison.
She'll be made into a good hound again—her newly reunited handler will see to that.
Showing up in the dead of night, breezing past you with no hesitation. You, and by extension your belongings are Hers once more. You try to protest, but the words die on your lips. In wartime she was your handler—demobilization set you free from her. She's back to claim her toy
Leon: It all started in Raccoon City, 1998...
Grace: Oh wow that was before I was born.
Leon: Maybe I don't need to save you.
This is so good.
And in red!
hey bro can i crash at your place tonight? thanks bro i appreciate it. you don't mind if i sleep at the end of your bed right? okay let me do my little circles now. okay yeah im comfy as fuck now bro. goodnight bro. i love you.
shes so excited for you to try her milk
Ok so It’s time to continue the Avengers journey I’m on and—
…if I speak
It's not even the people supporting him that bother me *per se,* it's that they are so ready to talk down to trans people about how his posturing on trans rights doesn't matter.
like, they're acting objectively worse than him, and they're doing less than nothing for the guy, & in service of what?
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
hey look an excuse
Trans flag overlayed with the text, "your fate will be the same as ours."
The trans community does not exist to die for you. You can fight with us, or you can make a decision to abandon us and fight without us.
Fascism is coming for you even if you throw us under the bus. There's entire poem about this even! And the reality is, you learn solidarity or you die alone.
I was planning on injecting earlier but something came up and I couldn’t but that’s good actually because I just realized that if I hold off until the 8th I get to share a birthday with a VERY special girl
The psychosexual projection some people decide to openly air in their posts to complete strangers, completely unprompted, is really something
