Tizzle Fo Shizzle 🦁

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character.
Wrong answers only.

Looking for a partner with a massive ... collection of healthy coping methods.

When a partner asks me to talk dirty to them

(I swear I'm trying 🥺)

Rudy's got the chalk!

That John Rzeznik piece halfway through is a certified banger as well! Only real complaint I had about TP was all the only-for-kids toilet jokes and such, there are so many ways to make something funny for ALL ages, and where the humor holds up to rewatches.

I certainly recommend it! There's always going to be an element of subjectivity to the enjoyment of anything, but if nothing else I've always thought of it as one of those "have to watch at some point due to the cultural impact it had/has" movies, kind of like Star Wars or Citizen Kane

Does this mean I can pray to Sky Mommy 🥺

Finally watched Titanic

Holy hell NO WONDER it was a cultural zeitgeist, this is one of those rare "I don't have a single complaint, can't think of a single thing that would have made this film better" films. Going into my collection ASAP.

I'm just putting mine in a windowed curio cabinet with lighting ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Oh my bad that's just for black and white, make that ~22.1 million times per second for color crt TVs

CRTs are such crazy technology, firing free electrons through a vacuum, focusing and aiming the beam with an electromagnet to precisely determine which parts will glow and how brightly, and accomplishing that ~7.4 million times per second?!

wo0OOO0oo!
\o/

things are happening soon~

11 pre-roll ads before I can watch a twitch stream

I really gotta get a badge for my big cat, can't believe I haven't done that yet! I mean, not right now, I have other financial priorities pressing on me, but definitely gotta do it once things calm down!

callin that dick Keter Class cuz how tf you gonna contain something like that

Need a soft tummy to use? Now you can choose between this AeroFox and @ThatAeroFox 😁
Double Aero #tummytuesday #furry

I wanna try something new. So here's my first #TummyTuesday :3

It’s so icky to me when people in my life talk about AI usage so casually 😭 like wdym you’ve been using ChatGPT to construct your work schedule, or write your essays, or write love letters? Like BRO 😭😭😭😭

Is there anything more satisfying than a perfectly organized drawer

Gotta be able to tie well, how else are you supposed to make sure things stay stuck together as long as possible?

They just wanted to help you rinse your place off 🥺

I like watching Markiplier's playthroughs, but that's way less to do with FNAF and more about just liking Mark's work in general no matter what he's playing

I DoorDash to pay my bills and even I can't understand people who order all the time. I won't say I eat at home all the time, but it's so damn easy to drive half a mile to a McDonald's for a $5 meal instead of spend $35 on the same food. I think I've ordered DD myself maybe a total of 3 times.

I need to see a whole-bag-of-jelly-beans plug asap

Only YOU can ignite my "forest fire"~

One of my proudest additions to the lets-play channel I used to run 🥰

@oracle.posters.rip doin the lord's work

And a partridge in a pear tree

🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈 🆃🅸🅼🅴 🅸 🅳🅾 🅸🆃 🅼🅰🅺🅴🆂 🅼🅴 🅱🅾🆁🅺