Paolo Sammut

The moron count is strong with this one.

Fuck off. Football is shit and I would do all I can to dissuade kids from that mindless activity.

Could be asparagasy depending on what the OP was eating.

Poisson becomes piss-on

Both wonderful and I love the music in the Detectorists. Quite a way in there is a scene where Lance's daughter is living with him and she cuts the cheese wrong - the the corner the acting around that is so beautiful.

It’s always good. Have you got to Small prophets yet? Equally as gentle.

I wonder what Farage would use as horcruxes. An old fag end, chipped beer glass, bit of leather from a clapped out old car seat that has been farted on too many times.

You know when you go over the dark side you don't really hold a party or put up a balloon. Anakin or the Master would be horrified at the thought. But then we look at the current darkside. Nigel Farage would hold an event and charge £50 a ticket or something. He is worse than even Voldemort

Parasites eventually kill the host

"O no, not that again". It fits a lot of songs

Must remember to avoid ordering curries on Skaro. When he ordered a Phal he got an anti-Dalek revolutionary called a Thal instead!

I always do. However I live in Clevedon and I am certain the driving instructors say things like indicators are optional or its Ok to ignore traffic from the right at roundabouts.

Only if you sit on your hand for ten mins first

Messing with the NecroGnomicon

That B(rexit) ark never got off the ground, just blew up on launch doing damage to everything on the way.

Landing the B ark no doubt

I think this is going to shoot them in the foot. Last election was more voting against the Tories than pro Labour. Like Dracula in cheesy movies they keep coming back and I think people will remember. This could lay reform low since they are clearly being opportunists.

The eye is mightier than the chord.

Bit of a generalisation there....

Oron the edge so both carpet and laminate are hit

I wonder if the record holder is also Toxteth O'Grady.

Imagine exploding like Mr Creosote from Monty Python.

I am sure there are people who think Shakespeare co-wrote Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country since they quote him so much

Local porn first local people.

Happy New Year Greg and all at TDG. Wishing health, wealth and happiness to all for 2026

Toto? Is this something to do with the Wizard of Oz. Pretty sure you should not wipe your arse with small dogs.

Lovely piece. Thank you an nice write up about one of my favourite stories.

Look at this. Christmas stuff in the shops already. It gets earlier every year.

In fairness my mum dipped my dummy in vodka to shut me up. You were allowed to do that in the seventies and I slept like a baby

After a boob based dinner.