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@ashleytwo

Not sure if I'll be using this, but parking it for now. Video games (even though I rarely play), gym, sarcasm and trying to learn Italian and Spanish.

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I'm probably going to wait until after the easter holidays. Or maybe book a flight to Buenos Aires and make that a Mario movie tradition.

11.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure in Tice's world, his presence is essential to everyone everywhere.

08.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and bow tie is saying " kissing is gross you just mash your food holes together it 's not for that Alt: Michael from The Good Place saying " kissing is gross. you just mash your food holes together. it 's not for that

Kids are onto something

08.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness there's nothing worth waking up for in Brum

08.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the email address still open/checked? Not to be included obviously as I'm very late but been meaning to share some longer thanks etc for I guess 2 months now!

02.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what has startled the room?

20.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck me that is bleak

20.02.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ty ilu

15.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I don't like typical boys stuff. Do you know what would be easier? Spending years on a waiting list, having multiple surgeries and then being stigmatised by large parts of society. That sounds easier so let's just be trans".

15.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a big fan of AI but at least it can respond to questions, unlike her πŸ™ƒ

Sincerely, a constituent.

23.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The animal rescue centre I visited in Costa Rica is my favourite newsletter because its images of baby sloths and other animals.

23.01.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of that story about Roger Rabbit where they had to time it to ensure Bugs and Mickey had equal screen time.

19.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like my dating life

19.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does that mean in this case he has written domtext?

19.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You being nice? Should I report your phone as stolen?

18.01.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think most can with a professional but yeah a BHF jobbie probably not. My mom and stepfather worked in a sofa shop for years so I heard various things but not enough to pay attention.

18.01.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you (or a professional) tried removing the arms? That usually works.

17.01.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall that says are we having Alt: A gif from Party Down of Adam Scott's character saying enthusiastically "are we having fun yet?"

Every time I see the name I think of this (complimentary)

15.01.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how because of where it cuts off it just looks like you're adverse to celebrating.

14.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But you're only 20 years old!

14.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite the weapon that is crossed

14.01.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I for one am shocked that the Nobel peace prize is not like PokΓ©mon cards. Who would have guessed!

10.01.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hagfish are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column"

I've always thought this is a good description of him. He clearly is not an idiot but is completely spineless.

09.01.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funky Kong will be shilling for dodgy supplements next.

08.01.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hello mudder

hello fader

here I am at

camp grafana

08.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously it's growing, that's what the ++ indicates

07.01.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fap to me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

07.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey . Alt: Archer gif of Archer turning to face the camera and saying "Hey phrasing!"
07.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bold of you to assume I have working memory

06.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, now its going to be referred to as WAP

06.01.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0