Da Humble Uncle

Friday 5x5 posting

Overwatch is so back, get fuckin BEASTED ON

im working on this right now, mad respect its one of the more annoying ones to get through for sure

A white boy in motion stays in motion

If nobody got me I know the guy at work who always does the rizzler "shhh" thing and says "hey its just two handsome guys" every morning when he sees me got me

Every time I interact with someone who didn't get a job until they were in their twenties there is something very wrong with them that could've been avoided if they had to get a job when they were 16

pizza hut fuckin sucks they've been getting absolutely fuckin BODIED by dominos for decades now - papa johns is gonna crumble next.

watching my friend become a doctor over zoom and getting emotional

Do they got pussy on touch tunes

Hell yeah brother

Yes the acts are "demonic" metaphorically, yes maybe they actually were fucking kids and eating babies as a form of moloch or baal worship - im a pretty woo woo guy but materially you have to understand the ritual 1 draws the perps closer and 2 confuses victims / the public

the "satanic" ritual aspect of all this stuff is mostly a tool utilized by the ones carrying these things out to obfuscate and confuse victims and onlookers. Whether or not the perpetrators actually believe in these forces or if the forces are real are kinda secondary to that

Top feelings in life
- freshly mopped floors
- having windows open on crisp day
- having warm tea multiple times a day
- shifting gears perfectly in the whip
- having a fully stocked fridge and pantry
- hitting new personal records at gym
- knowing israel and america will fall

January 5x5

Day 2 of gym membership, leg day followed by sams club visit we are so fucking back man

Very nasty what those reindeer did to grandma... very nasty... if I was president then I could tell you that it wouldn't have happened like that

Joel Embiid gets his postgame interview crashed by his son Arthur 💙❤️

#NBASky #SkyHoops

We are in hell

Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics @AssLatam Nicolás Maduro claims that Javier Milei and Elon Musk are members of a Satanic Cult, he also links them to the "occult forces" behind Adolf H1tler. With a freeze frame of Maduro saying "They are satanic cults of US power"

this guy has honestly never been wrong

Insane how much better my life is since my ex left, im so much happier not being treated like shit every single day lol

Oh damn these are so good, too

do NOT under any circumstances trade VJ edgecomb man no no no

Its probably like "safe" but thats never a bet im gonna take

Yall rocking with the unstaffed self serve airport kiosk packaged sushi or nah

Took a vacation and had to stomp down impending dread and doom anxiety the entire time because of the state of the country and world. Im back and have some chores to catch up on and re enter the real world

Maybe thats what bothers people the most about those nyc train interview guy videos is theyre doing the hold the tiny mic thing and then it makes the actual content even worse

the Pretti murder was a targeted pre-meditated assassination and I believe the Good murder was as well

Airport bar just went from queens of the stone age to beastie boys to tool, its white boy o clock

some studies

Cool state