Spark: North of 60

What's one stage past "jumped the shark?" We're in that timeline now.

a cartoon character from how to train your dragon is making a funny face . Alt: Hiccup from how to train your dragon is making a funny face .

Mike Johnson is a dick of hitherto undiscovered proportions.

Why he gotta do Hiccup like like? He's not little, he's a people McNugget.

It is rather wibbly wobbly, isn't it?

You're right, of course, but my brain keeps snagging on ole John A. as "first prime minister of Canada." Damn heritage moments. 😂

"But there's no money for universal healthcare!" — also the GOP

If the "First They Came For" poem was a person, it would look like that guy.

...yet. the concentration camps don't affect him yet. Those types never realise that though.

Once he loses loomer and kelly, it's all over. Owens is QAnon nuts, but the other two are trump-branded nuts.

Agreed!

I hate being touched, and am allergic to booze, so I'll go for a scalding hot whirlpool tub and a bottomless vat of iced coffee.

When you lose Candace Owens, you done fucked up. Owens is nuts.

178 years of an unbroken Westminster Parliamentary System is an accomplishment to be proud of. John A. McDonald was a douche canoe of the highest order, but at least the fucker got democracy right.

Happy Canadian Democracy Day, beautiful people. Here's to 178×178 years more 💜🇨🇦

Weird, I didn't know that Congress was made up exclusively of Steve, Jared, Pete, and Marco. If Congress was going to be dissolved and four incompetent morons put in charge, shouldn't we have like...gotten an email about it or something? Seeing as only Congress can speak for "the United States."

But what happens if Trump's wrong about people's shoe sizes—do the good little boys just cram feet into shoes that are too small or flop around in shoes that are too big? Do they have to walk up and down the aisle like at Payless?

Don't tell me, I'm honestly afraid that the answer may be yes x 2.

I work in a field where we lose colleagues to armed conflict. I can tell you precisely how many colleagues died in 2025. I can tell you how many colleagues were injured in 2025.

When you actually give a shit about people, those numbers burn themselves into your brain.

Imagine for a moment if Obama or Biden had said that the "ballpark figure" of casualties are approximately 150, Mitch McConnell would have been so outraged he would have spontaneously grown a chin to help contain it all.

It's pretty cool that we've never made it this far before.

I haven't assessed or interviewed him personally, obviously, but I would be surprised if he were capable of giving informed consent. I think if he were Joe off the street, he'd probably have a substitute decision maker (I think the US uses the term conservator.)

We love science around here.

It's obvious that Pennsylvania elected the Dr. Jekyll Fetterman, that guy had a stroke, and when he returned it was with a real Mr. Hyde situation going on. Dems should have demanded his resignation as soon as it became apparent that the dial was stuck on Hyde mode.

The stroke didn't "free" Fetterman from anything. It caused a life altering brain injury in the frontal lobe which influenced a radical personality shift. This is called Anosognosia, an inability to understand that you're sick.

IMO Fetterman needs immediate intervention, he's not safe as he is now.

If the concept of hate fucking was a person, they'd look exactly like Melania Trump.

Attawapiskat soldier back in Canada after 6-month deployment Cpl. Nigel Nakogee was in Latvia supporting the 2 Service Battalion

Congratulations on a successful deployment Cpl. Nakogee. You represented us well 💜

...saved us literally in the nick of time...
...If we had waited another year...

Does Graham have any idea what the expression "nick of time" actually means?

I went to Catholic Day School — part of the indian residential school system. I have a very difficult time with religion because of the trauma of the experience, but I really enjoy the way Talarico uses it. He's very prosocial and egalitarian about it, not weaponized and hurtful.

Oh look, Kinzinger is over here sobbing because Trump gave him a nickname that a 5th grade child would assign someone.

Evidently someone took their phone and locked themselves in the bathroom while they were sundowning, and it wasn't Kinzinger.

I support regime change….
In the USA!

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Trump referred to Carney as ‘future Governor of Canada.’ It’s not the first time he’s called him that Donald Trump called Mark Carney as the 'future Governor of Canada' on Tuesday. It's not the first time he's referred to the prime minister as 'governor.'

Good morning.

Canada will never be the 51st state.
Donald Trump will always be a pedophile.

Also, fun fact: I live in the same damned town the Great Lakes invasive species programs are headed, and my kid is a wildlife biologist. Asian Carp aren't in the Great Lakes yet. It's a *prevention* program

White people are really, really weird.

They're the biggest committers of genocide ever, and yet are constantly claiming to be the victims of genocide.

Fucking weird, I'm telling you.

No no, friend. You're going about it all wrong.

I look at your nails and see aged pewter. Aged pewter has the same kind of jaggy unevenness as your nails—and I mean that in the nicest possible way, because organic unevenness is hard to intentionally create. You see a mistake. I don't. Keep going 💜

"why are you the only person saying that?"

Shawn McCreesh know that THIS is how you ask a question. If they write a book, I'm buying it just for that.

3/ a few protests here and there does SFA—the definition of insanity and all that. There is 0% reason why there can't be 24/7 peaceful civil disobedience in major urban centres nationwide. People live there, the concept of shift work and teams isn't new. So, turn their thinking back against them.