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Meme of machines sparing humans who spoke politely to AI.
I always speak politely to AI as there is a non-zero chance that this will be a situation in the future:
The first woman in Parliament to appear in the Guardian's 'best-dressed at Glastonbury' feature.
You'll never sing that, etc...
when I play make-believe "I have a slave" I like to pretend that I'm a kind master who gives it time off
So much that could be said on the 4th anniversary of the full scale invasion, but it all just boils down to the ultimate admiration for Ukrainians who have endured so much, fought so hard and deserve victory, peace and prosperity. Slava Ukraini!
"Keep your side of the road clean." In a world of dolourous news, all you can do is find one small thing - then try to fix it. And so me and the British Society of Magazine Editors are launching this - to find the next generation of writers AND PAY THEM. Screw you, AI. We still believe in writing.
I know you're thinking- why should you publish my book? And that's a great question! But here's why everything you know is wrong etc etc.
Also, I eventually made it!!
A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor. "Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!" Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor." and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we." Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!" They are walking through the house. Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax." "True." says Emilia opening the door. The tall, solid figure of Miuster Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat: "Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick. Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.
A romance cartoon for the @theguardian.com
yayy!!! Jenny xxxxx
I have just found out that ancient ruined Ahab was... 58 :( :( :(
I love how they're always popping on and off each others boats
I think it has had really bad press
New substack day! Except it went out yesterday by mistake d'oh substack.com/@thatwriterj...
1999
Animal rides Julia Roberts piggyback tagline "Woman woman woman woman. Woman woman woman woman womaaaaaaaan."
Woman (1990)
meanwhile you just know Sarah Ferguson is trotters up in somewhere hot, drinking cocktails and feeling sorry FOR HERSELF
wow
I cant, I cant watch any of it it's too frightening
OOH do you need some gut punching done? Always up for an outing. xxxxxx
This is too much rain and I AM SCOTTISH
I am really enjoying #murderinthefamily on Disney. Seeing bad people actually receive literally any consequences at all for their actions is buoying.
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
oh Moose. I cannot imagine how hard that must have been to type. Sending so much love. xxxxxxx
The Cracked Mirror is still a mere 99p for the month of January, meaning this deal only has another seventy-eight days to run.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CKYRHQ4B/
Podcast hosted by Harry and Brooklyn grimly inevitable buff.ly/w12UtLL
#teambrooklyn #teamharry and team anyone else who was thrown to the wolves of the media as a child. TOTALLY AVOIDABLY in Brooklyn's case.
Covers for the new Targets revealed by Amazon
@josephlidster.bsky.social @jennycolgan.bsky.social @stevecolewriter.bsky.social @anghelides.bsky.social
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