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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly

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I forgot Sean Jones is on this team. #MUBB

12.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully Sir, really Missed Opportunity to honor the troopz with β€œIn the Navy”

12.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pride of Marquette. Go #MUBB

12.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would lay down in permit-mandated revenue-raising curb-side (less) traffic for this man.

11.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Taking in a free local community theater production.

11.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHe was just always being suckered by some, huckster.”

Motherfuckers got Clavin-ed without the beer.

youtu.be/bMIOBB7aR3E?...

11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The bear yawned, stretched, ate some berries, scrolled through its phone for ten minutes and immediately went back in its cave.

11.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For Shame: Old Man’s Semen, Nevermore

11.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now we’re talkin’.

Ring-a-ding-ding

10.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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4/9 SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XX STARRING:

@emmabaccellieri.bsky.social
@sportyprof.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social

Grab them tix today!

greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frenchman just took a set of Carlitos. I will let you know how it ends around 8am EST.

10.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, no. At least Bloomberg drinks.

10.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to go to Indian
Wells. Don’t you need the fun guy who checks out goofy shit correspondent @the2ndserve.bsky.social?

10.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You have to commit to a mostly time-spent-in-the-car to hit just all the big Montana spots in a week.

10.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I wrong that Iga looks more lithe this year?

Where BlueSky tennis at?

10.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May go back to back MVP
and is kinda relatively unknown by casual hoop fans?

NBA gotta do better passing the torch.

10.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve honestly reached the point where I’m expecting some terrible shit to land here. Cuz it’s always here. Which is fucking awesome.

09.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Signage for "Excel Church"

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

09.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 28

Not so much the Cam-boahtia Dreeenkzz
thooooo, Mistah Buffeht

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with all three points here. My only note would be I had decent expectations given what’d I’d heard about the last BK show and they FAR exceeded them even before Stripe showed up.

The whole band ~gets~REM beyond loving them like us Gen-Xers. The legend grows and teas cool to see kids there.

09.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a Montana License Plate in California? Officials Have an Eye on You.

Good. Now do New York.

09.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to maintain a level of humanity in the face of it all be likeβ€”

09.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suppose to warm and sunny out today. It’s the easiest escape for a couple hours of all.

09.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like Joe’s!

08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the B side:

historynet.com/fixin-to-die...

08.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I interviewed County Joe twice, for a Times story than a deeper dive on his life for Military Times. Real genuine dude. R.I.P.

Exhibit A:

www.nytimes.com/2017/10/10/o...

08.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Anyone know what the pro-Trump march with the combo Mexican-USA flags on 5th Ave (Manhattan) this morning is all about? I’m baffled at its existence.

08.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Better Stipe

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pro tip: Seeing Micheal Stipe, this makes three for me, is the most human Rainbow Connection of any artist in any thing you love.

My heart slowed down. This man and this band gad my life better. All you can ask*

*I got stupid and overgummied but goddamn I love REM in whatever form

08.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Us Gotham by way of God’s Country gotta stick together.

07.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0