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too based for LA, too cringe for NY, just right for Worcester MA

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Every time i see his name now “Hola. Soy Moe Bergman” echoes in my brain like an anime flashback

19.11.2025 02:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hijacking this for shameless self-promo in case anyone out there wants help with building worship planning spreadsheets 😅

06.05.2025 22:26 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Cinderella in the pink dress the mice and birds altered for her

Cinderella in the pink dress the mice and birds altered for her

i think deep down she knew this was not it but she was so happy for her gay little mouse friends like yes queen mop those ribbons and beads for the ball but later i’m gonna slay the château down glass BOOTS

05.04.2025 20:49 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the back of a CD jewel case, showing the title “Alfonso Ferrabosco II: Four-part fantasias” and a table of tracks: titles (mostly single numbers), mode [key], and time – some of the letters indicating mode have an asterisk, which points to a note that says “* denotes tierce de Picardy” [Picardy third]

the back of a CD jewel case, showing the title “Alfonso Ferrabosco II: Four-part fantasias” and a table of tracks: titles (mostly single numbers), mode [key], and time – some of the letters indicating mode have an asterisk, which points to a note that says “* denotes tierce de Picardy” [Picardy third]

kind of love this as a sort of “CW: picardy third” tag

08.02.2025 20:22 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm on Canada's side despite Drake

02.02.2025 03:27 👍 1232 🔁 134 💬 32 📌 8

I don't wanna hear shit from Kanye until he collaborate with Abilify

03.02.2025 00:05 👍 153 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 4

3 Grammys for Not Like Us in less than 10 minutes. 💀 pure comedy.

02.02.2025 22:17 👍 68 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

I can’t believe I spent my whole entire life listening to that stupid goddam POEM and come to find out that yall really just let them come for everybody before you get upset

02.02.2025 17:41 👍 742 🔁 90 💬 14 📌 2

the natural order placed Krasinski and Cena on opposite (equally-valid!) ends of the Spectrum of Johns and yet for some reason they have been compelled to gradually switch places and i will never know why

02.02.2025 19:25 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

First draft of the Frasier theme song didn’t quite nail the tone

08.01.2025 01:47 👍 93 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

tempted to do the "for every like I post one song" thing and then just do Mambo No. 5 over and over again. by writing this post I am sparing you

03.10.2024 20:44 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

HAHA no i should’ve been more specific— i’m thinking of the ~girl power~ tune. “Like a small wave, on an ocean, something something, cause a commotion” or whatever

03.10.2024 12:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We are taking online orders again! We have power and enough connectivity at home to run Shopify and the post office downtown is open for business. Without the fall tourism season (and with locals trying to recover from this devastating disaster) you can be our lifeline. Please spread the word. purlsyarn.com is open for business. It make take an extra day or two to get to you, but it will keep us doing what we can do for our community near and far. Love to all of you!

We are taking online orders again! We have power and enough connectivity at home to run Shopify and the post office downtown is open for business. Without the fall tourism season (and with locals trying to recover from this devastating disaster) you can be our lifeline. Please spread the word. purlsyarn.com is open for business. It make take an extra day or two to get to you, but it will keep us doing what we can do for our community near and far. Love to all of you!

knitters and crocheters, this is a wonderful yarn shop in Asheville and while their store can’t reopen for a while they are up and running online. who doesn’t love to buy yarn? purlsyarn.com

02.10.2024 13:48 👍 1091 🔁 831 💬 27 📌 60

So what’s everyone’s least favorite song?

I think mine might be Moves Like Jagger. It has no redeeming qualities. It ruins lives.

02.10.2024 21:00 👍 449 🔁 32 💬 212 📌 220

Fight Song. I literally don’t even know who sings it but i DO know that the second i set foot in a mall, i’ll hear it at least once

03.10.2024 11:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

love when an evil guy in an action movie plays the piano. it’s such an evil coded instrument. good guys play the saxophone or guitar

03.10.2024 01:44 👍 608 🔁 50 💬 40 📌 17