Skeet It Lady!! 🌻🌻

Is it warm up there today?

This color is so gorgeous on your hands.

I get mine done tomorrow and I want lots of black.. let’s see how it goes!

All of my friends are beautiful (yes you who are reading this).

Before I got to the last sentence I said “omg he looks more and more like that picture of him when he was a kid! His face is getting slimmer!!”

I skipped the gym yesterday and today because my ankle is still healing from the sprain.

I’ve been doing stretches and the RICE method to help speed things up. I hope I can go to Pilates Friday.

I’ve GOT to lose the 15 lbs I gained the end of last year while I was depressed out of my mind.

I’m sorry potato. 🫂

This was my experience when I was growing up as well.

If it came back that fast it’s water weight, it’ll fall right back off.

I know because I was in her exact position 20+ years ago when I was in college. I get it, she just needs time.

Being bullied growing up is either going to make you an asshole or more empathetic.

Just gotta choose wisely.

I can tell some of ya’ll have never been called ugly, weird or fat (or all three) and it shows.

Ok.. hear me out:

Maybe because of how she looks and her interests (I’m getting intellectual nerdy type) the Black men in her area think she should look more feminine..?

So she feels she *has* to date outside of her race? (She’s wrong though)

She’s only 24 and needs to grow/learn.

I wish ya’ll understood nuance… but ya’ll got it. ✌🏼

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I really need to stop telling people my age just to enjoy the shock on their face.

Because one of these days I’m going to press my luck and get my feelings hurt.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What she’s getting in these comments is what she hears in real life if not worse.

That last sentence 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Sis needs therapy and a hug.

🫂

I’ve been where she is as well, so I can spot the hurt a mile away.

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… I actually thought that were cute on him.

And to take it a step further… with all of the sadness and bullshit in this world.. maybe we should just let people do things that make them happy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I touched on this the other day, until you’ve been told you aren’t attractive enough to find a man… you won’t get it.

I guarantee you she’s been told to either settle or change, and she wants to do neither.

…and honestly? More power to her. More women should have that attitude.

Older Auntie Wisdom:

I don’t see anger; I see sadness and frustration.

She’s actually stunning, but she’s probably heard negative things about herself because she has natural hair. & Brown skinned women can be victims of colorism.

She likes the way she looks, but the men she encounters don’t.

Not to brag or put you on the spot… but bruh remember….I’m a chef.

This is a key lime pie cheesecake I made back in the day.

It’ll change YOUR LIFE!!

#BlondieBeCooking

First summer…. Now this?!?

This season had me shed a few thug tears 😭

I get almost as many comments about how ugly or fat I am on my workout posts as I did on my posts before I started lifting. I’m not asking for sympathy. I just want to remind Black women that the point isn’t if we are pretty or skinny or not. The point is they want us to not exist.🙄

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And then symphony Saturday 💅🏼

I have a few ideas actually 🤭

But definitely my right nostril (I had to retire it a year ago) and my right ear second lobe piercing closed up years ago.

….there’s something else I want but I’ll see if I can handle it. 😏

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Piercing appointment Friday

You’re carrying stress 🫂

A greedy ass spoiled ass beige and white Pomeranian with pointy ears, looking up at his mama because he is hungry and his lunch is late.

A greedy ass spoiled ass beige and white Pomeranian with pointy ears, now standing on his back legs, looking up at his mama because he is hungry and his lunch is late.

I know you are handling a lot of work with your new position and are currently on a very important conference call… but my lunch is exactly ELEVEN MINUTES late.

I am feeling faint; this is URGENT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

- Kitty Kouture (yes that’s his middle name)

#SugarCookieMenace

If I sing you happy birthday would you even hear it?