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writer + editorโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅgorgeous lizard yesiwashigh.substack.com

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Really donโ€™t like continuing to have to share this call for help but like as im still having not a lot of luck with job hunting (or finding a steady place to stay in the city while i save for housing), making ends meet is really hard right now

Venmรธ: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi

29.03.2025 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 98 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah iโ€™m specifically thinking about sweet flavors - greek yogurt is great as a sour cream type of thing but i canโ€™t just likeโ€ฆeat a cup of it

08.03.2025 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A forest full of space heaters sitting in the trees. There is an ice arena. Two groundhogs - one fighting for spring and one fighting for winter - shoot fireballs and icicles at each other. The fire groundhog shouts, "Parry this, vermin ice wizard!!!" The ice groundhog shouts, "For winter!!!" The text reads: As the champions rage use your space heater safely. Whatever their fate, the space heaters know they must be plugged into a wall, never a power strip; kept at least 3ft away from anything flammable, and turned off before their owner goes to bed.

A forest full of space heaters sitting in the trees. There is an ice arena. Two groundhogs - one fighting for spring and one fighting for winter - shoot fireballs and icicles at each other. The fire groundhog shouts, "Parry this, vermin ice wizard!!!" The ice groundhog shouts, "For winter!!!" The text reads: As the champions rage use your space heater safely. Whatever their fate, the space heaters know they must be plugged into a wall, never a power strip; kept at least 3ft away from anything flammable, and turned off before their owner goes to bed.

This is Groundhog Day

02.02.2025 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1130 ๐Ÿ” 261 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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โ€œDemocratic Winsโ€

01.02.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4823 ๐Ÿ” 516 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154 ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

โ€˜thirteen at dinner,โ€™ which also stars faye dunaway

09.01.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

david suchet is actually poirots assistant in one of the movies i saw lol

09.01.2025 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ustinov

09.01.2025 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MALAN Fire & Wind Storm Resources

@tyleraking.com The Mutual Aid L.A. team's resource list is up. Please boost, it's the best one I've seen: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

09.01.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 683 ๐Ÿ” 838 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

i watched a lot of hercule poirot movies last month and it further confirmed that my favorite genre is โ€˜detective who is kinda weirdโ€™

09.01.2025 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SANDWICH MAN

04.01.2025 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are we allowed to threaten suicide on this app or noโ€ฆ

03.01.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very cool, thank u!

30.12.2024 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not โ€œtoo online.โ€ I know how to have a good time on the computer

28.12.2024 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 361 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yes. this is what lifeโ€™s all about

28.12.2024 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thwack! Insects feel chronic pain after injury Pain researchers at University of Sydney have found compelling evidence that insects feel persistent pain after injury. Read more.

itโ€™s so crazy www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion...

28.12.2024 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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all my plans for the rest of the year

27.12.2024 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1583 ๐Ÿ” 425 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

the world can be so beautiful. and also so cruel. really makes u think

28.12.2024 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my edible has fully kicked in which means i googled โ€œcan bugs feel temperatureโ€ and iโ€™m now reading a study that suggests insects can develop chronic pain

28.12.2024 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hollywood must put a moratorium on shredded twinks. moviegoers demand more fucked-up looking guys with a little paunch on the silver screen

04.01.2024 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 259 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

BREAKING: The Teamsters are dramatically escalating their strike and taking it to Amazonโ€™s largest NYC warehouse.

Beginning at midnight tonight they will picket the massive facility with 5,500 workers.

JFK8 on Staten Island is the first unionized Amazon warehouse.

20.12.2024 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5558 ๐Ÿ” 1341 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

'Tis the season.

19.12.2024 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5901 ๐Ÿ” 1593 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79 ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

very cool!

14.12.2024 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

14.12.2024 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 20100 ๐Ÿ” 6315 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217 ๐Ÿ“Œ 440
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love this guy. gotta be one of my favorite โ€œhey look itโ€™s that guy!โ€ guys. (i am watching โ€˜clockwatchersโ€™ for the millionth time)

14.12.2024 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is unclean to gaze upon a muppet's legs

24.10.2023 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 379 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
The โ€œlord forgive me memeโ€ (a bootleg bugs bunny with sleepy, mournful eyes brandishing an old-fashioned pistol) caption above the image says โ€œLORD FORGIVE MEโ€ฆ ITโ€™S TIME TI INDIVIDUALLY RESELL ITEMS NOT LABELED FOR INDIVIDUAL RESALEโ€

The โ€œlord forgive me memeโ€ (a bootleg bugs bunny with sleepy, mournful eyes brandishing an old-fashioned pistol) caption above the image says โ€œLORD FORGIVE MEโ€ฆ ITโ€™S TIME TI INDIVIDUALLY RESELL ITEMS NOT LABELED FOR INDIVIDUAL RESALEโ€

06.09.2023 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 496 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublicaโ€™s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

22.03.2024 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 18014 ๐Ÿ” 10224 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 919 ๐Ÿ“Œ 505
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This sweet boy is Unforgettable Jerry, located in Medford, Oregon, and if we can find him even a temporary foster situation, that would feel like a miracle right now. Application at the link in the post above this one.

05.12.2024 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

fuck

01.12.2024 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0