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Michael Jones

@enigmanaut

Functional Mute, Died-in-the-wool Trekkie (ALL), Complex Event in Time & Space. Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Shrug. #BlackLivesMatter #WeAreStarfleet He/Him

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“Gonna grab a blueski with my friends Tobin and Squee…”

10.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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His love of gold has fully metastasized to actually gilding himself. He’s Goldmember now. Yellower than a Simpson

07.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Secretary Noem, do you remember when you shot that dog for not doing her job to your satisfaction? Well, funny story…”

05.03.2026 20:03 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I’m 100% in. I just think it looks similar to Reacher.

04.03.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writer: ok, go with me on this: Jack Reacher Season 1, but instead of Jack, we have two Green Lanterns.

Producer: You son of a bitch, I’m in!

04.03.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When you hire for loyalty instead of competence, you might get conditional loyalty, but you definitely won’t get anything remotely like competence.

04.03.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indeed. That's a feature, not a bug.

03.03.2026 02:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head."

03.03.2026 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head."

03.03.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We don't let those stupid pansies with their 'morals' and 'ethics' get in the way of our killing. Petey needs to kill!"

03.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He has Palpatinitus.

03.03.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not just startling that someone would use their inside knowledge of war plans to benefit financially, but that they would do it for such small amounts.

01.03.2026 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Graham doesn’t have a single ounce of courage or integrity in his whole body. He’s an effete seat filler issued a rubber stamp and told to do his leader’s bidding. History will look on him with contempt.

01.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You don’t understand: we *Make* the mess. *They* clean it up.”

01.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He looks half dead.

25.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#Trump #Aliens

20.02.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least we now know who sent the "I love the torture video" email. Look at that! She accidentally did what the law required.

13.02.2026 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least we now know who sent the "I love the torture video" email. Look at that! She accidentally did what the law required.

13.02.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They understand empathy well enough to weaponize it against those who have it, but no well enough to actually feel it themselves.

11.02.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, shit… it’s that Pluribus virus.

11.02.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Approval Numbers of the Beast.

11.02.2026 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Roy Kent. Not Brett Goldstein. Roy Kent.

07.02.2026 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks pretty smug. “Trump’s pardon me again.” Pretty sure these are State charges.

06.02.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, MAGA. Recording yourself committing crimes and then posting it on the Internet is a FABULOUS idea. Just ask any lawyer!

06.02.2026 16:24 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

How long until Johnson tells everyone he hasn’t seen it or heard of it?

06.02.2026 16:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently reading “God’s Junk Drawer” by @peterclines.com. Loving it so far.

03.02.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#EpsteinFiles

02.02.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.02.2026 20:13 👍 486 🔁 83 💬 10 📌 3

We hear about them every single day…

02.02.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Highwaymen.

31.01.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0