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@crypticcommand

Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40 Freedom for Palestine Trans Rights are Human Rights Abolish and Prosecute ICE

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Bristly Bill isn’t fun to play against and I think Roxanne was a little too repetitive.
Other than that they’re pretty good

13.03.2026 06:29 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s too bad she’s a piece of shit. Great artist tho

11.03.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You get a hate like

10.03.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can do better than Newscum. Why settle?

10.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you could argue that just by being in the race you stimulated the local economy, look at all these ad dollars pouring in!

10.03.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol, nope.

09.03.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah. Have you played MTG Arena?

09.03.2026 08:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m convinced it’s a bait account

09.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard agree. Love this

08.03.2026 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pic goes hard

08.03.2026 18:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IIRC, B/W mana symbols in cards were an accident.
I thought the change was the artifact border coloring

07.03.2026 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a video feed? Where?

06.03.2026 08:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought you were gonna say, “I support this with my whole foot.”

06.03.2026 06:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have a spare room, just saying

06.03.2026 06:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#WOTCSTAFF

06.03.2026 05:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think the rules support choosing a side when you’re not “playing a land”
Fetching these might not work

06.03.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We must solve the world’s problems so we can spend more time appreciating that boobs exist.

26.11.2024 07:20 👍 89 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 1
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We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court.

That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits.

Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

04.03.2026 02:35 👍 9963 🔁 1966 💬 275 📌 202

All my homies hate Harold McNeill

28.02.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s cool AF

26.02.2026 08:22 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like a who’s who of the most boring decks possible

26.02.2026 02:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you have Kuro, Pitlord in the deck?

25.02.2026 12:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Have y’all looked at MTGArena? It’s free to play and has a decent tutorial

25.02.2026 04:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would prefer a venue that serves alcohol, but also offers mocktails and other options

25.02.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share

i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this.

#GodDoesReal

20.02.2026 23:11 👍 1126 🔁 170 💬 45 📌 50

This was a called shot from @moxreuby.bsky.social and @magicmics.bsky.social

21.02.2026 07:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19.02.2026 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dippin Dots is the ice cream of the future, and you can take them out of my cold dead hands

18.02.2026 09:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you read the article?

18.02.2026 04:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

From what Ive seen, WOTC knows they’d piss off 90% of their most vocal fanbase.
I’m not saying it’s impossible, but it feels like a risk that they won’t take

17.02.2026 10:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0