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@thumpbeefneck

43, Canadian socialist democrat. Horror Movies/Books, Gaming, I sling meat for a living and cook for fun, come on over I’ll whip you up something delicious. Mostly SFW but sometimes not. Minors DNI 🔞

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25.02.2026 02:19 👍 2 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Oh plleeeeaaaassse send us the receipts 😂

21.02.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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13.01.2026 03:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canadian here, would love to visit the east coast once you sort your shit out. Until then 🫡

07.01.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just stunning.

31.12.2025 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was great advice. I put our life’s savings into it. You’re welcome.

21.12.2025 05:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When losing 31 billion dollars is described as a “stumble”, you know we have lost the plot as a society.

12.12.2025 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bonus points if it keeps tigers away

11.12.2025 04:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like a productive rock as well :)

11.12.2025 03:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi Holly! I’m surviving :)

How are you?

11.12.2025 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Legit thought he was already dead

10.12.2025 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A meme of John Malkovich in a “Happy Birthday” hat. A quote at the top says “When someone asks how I handle stress” And the caption under John says “sometimes I’ll hide for weeks”

A meme of John Malkovich in a “Happy Birthday” hat. A quote at the top says “When someone asks how I handle stress” And the caption under John says “sometimes I’ll hide for weeks”

10.12.2025 05:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should be so lucky

06.12.2025 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers
04.12.2025 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ways in which I am currently breaking down, in no particular order:

Physically
Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually
Lackadaisically
Ostentatiously
Canonically

02.12.2025 06:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Turkey day to my American friends that partake.

27.11.2025 21:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The whimpers that would escape me…

18.11.2025 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10/10 no notes

17.11.2025 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small black and white spotted chihuahua/dachshund dog is tucked under a white blanket, lying on a man’s lap. He is staring straight into the camera, and is ADORABLE.

A small black and white spotted chihuahua/dachshund dog is tucked under a white blanket, lying on a man’s lap. He is staring straight into the camera, and is ADORABLE.

Being the preferred snoozing spot for this little creature is an honour. I don’t care how numb my legs get. Snore away little bean.

16.11.2025 04:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Evergreen

16.11.2025 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t wait to do exactly that.

15.11.2025 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuylle has been on a streak too, could be a good breakout season for him.

13.11.2025 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe the snowplow had a point

09.11.2025 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He already won they can stop showing us how awesome he is

07.11.2025 02:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The look I get trying to explain daylight savings, therefore he has to wait an hour for dinner.

06.11.2025 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday you gorgeous human! 🥰🥰

06.11.2025 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t threaten me with a good time

05.11.2025 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Simpsons did it.

04.11.2025 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OR recreate the smut you’re reading?

03.11.2025 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We just watched this the other night. MJ had never seen it!

02.11.2025 01:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0