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"But the FOURTH one stayed up. And thats what youre gonna get, lad. The strongest castle in all of England."

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this is bad and violates consent but also how do you flirt with this geriatric turd on your face?

11.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
MATCHMAKING
For
PSYCHOPATHS

a hovel

TASHA CORYELL
AUTHOR OF LOVE LETTERS TO A SERIAL KILLER

MATCHMAKING For PSYCHOPATHS a hovel TASHA CORYELL AUTHOR OF LOVE LETTERS TO A SERIAL KILLER

11.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Competition for resources

11.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œyou’re kind of a loser if you’re not in the Epstein files” is an incredibly capitalist take

07.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2643 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 174 πŸ“Œ 34
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Annie Rauwerda, creator of Depths of #Wikipedia, lives for the internet’s weirdest footnotes.

Case in point: the long-gone Garfield the cat β€œG-Mail,” a defunct web curiosity now surviving only on the #WaybackMachine. πŸ™€πŸ“¬

Read more πŸ‘‰ blog.archive.org/2026/02/05/d...

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

07.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

* This is a UI dependency so it bloats our bundle by several megabytes
* It's ours. Maintained by another team in the organisation where I work
* Team does not respond to issues I open
* Source repo is private, can't even view the code let alone open a PR

08.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
mr cat being a dork even though I fed him 3 times today

mr cat being a dork even though I fed him 3 times today

mr cat has been fed 3 times

07.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 9738 πŸ” 460 πŸ’¬ 747 πŸ“Œ 58

Mass market paperbacks that were unsold within 90 or 120 days had their covers stripped (as proof of destruction) then were pulped. Up to 50% of the print run would be destroyed this way. Horribly wasteful: we're MUCH better off with ebooks as the cheap/disposable reading format of choice.

07.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 10

TFW you check a person of notoriety you are somewhat fond of and they're NOT in the epstein library

06.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is almost certainly the case that the evils of the first Trump administration are borne of the failures of political and legal accountability for the GWB administration and the evils of the second are borne of the failure to prosecute what happened during the first.

05.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I believe that when your leaders flagrantly defy the Constitution and law Strong Accountability Through Due Process is needed to ensure that they stop and a message is sent to future leaders to not consider the same path

05.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 379 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I've just seen the word "unalive" used earnestly in a non-fiction book that is specifically written to deconstruct harmful tropes built in to modern romance novels.

Girl you explicitly talked about sexual violence not 20 pages ago what the fuck do you MEAN "unalive"?!?!?!?

04.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1387 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 12

with all due respect it is not lib shit, it is fed psyop or outright idiocy, and given circumstances one would be remiss to treat it as anything other than fed op

03.02.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate my muse.

(Muse just visited my crapsack space empire with degenerate nobles and said, "*what if* fox hunting with hounds, only Reynard is a GM histocompatible vulpine with thumbs and the brain of a condemned felon grafted on, to make the hunt more exciting for the nobs? TALLY HO!" Aagh.)

02.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 1

There's dirt on literally everyone of note.

This is part of the strategy, btw - have your fingers in EVERY pie, so people dont know which ones are fully corrupt.

02.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/chad...

02.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€žTaken together, Bach’s communications with Epstein reveal an entire architecture of thought increasingly common among Edge participants: biological hierarchy; racial destiny; gender determinism; genetic optimisation; population culling; fascism as efficiency.β€œ

02.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

I think if you were to write a book about the scientific and academic scene that Epstein cultivated (and which also sought to cultivate him!) this is the throughline

02.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think a lot of westie "left direct action opsec" culture is at its core superstitious, a magical cargo cult. Opsec (comsec, whatever) for them is not a mechanistic, rational set of procedures to shape interactions with adversary in a desirable way, but rituals, "rites of holy thegrugg thewise"

02.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in conclusion, american politics is a land of contrasts

02.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Who here has ever seen something genuinely weird, that they sincerely couldn't explain - but wish they could?

Tell us about it!

19.04.2023 18:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow I think this is the first non hostile engagement ive got on here

29.08.2023 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this thing still going?

17.08.2023 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

well, I'm running for mimi/alice/a few others rn, so talk it over w them if you all think the invite would be net positive :)

16.07.2023 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like, it's not strange at *all* if it's performative.

15.07.2023 02:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

or performative.

15.07.2023 02:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is NO SUCH THING as an apolitical social media platform post-2016.

Pick a side, or lose.

14.07.2023 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You prob want to weigh likes w an exponential decay, rather than just adding them all up then dividing.

26.05.2023 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Suggestion:

We create one "leap period" of 23,274,000,015.21336 seconds.

Once this "runs out", we end our civilization.

24.05.2023 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a really simple litmus test:

Have you ever once, in the entire history of this man's posts, ever seen him say anything to ANYONE that was remotely "in good faith"?

22.05.2023 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0