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How comfortable would you feel walking through a field if someone told you "We took out most of the mines"

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 609 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 3
11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand how this is even possible. Like WHAT did all that money go towards????

10.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7904 πŸ” 1666 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 154

good example of not every story needing a literary flourish

10.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I just finished it last night, so fun!

10.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what you’re talking about Joel that’s exactly how real human beings talk

10.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 5389 πŸ” 1094 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 39

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3280 πŸ” 1580 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 34

I just know all the GTA6 developers are shaking after playing Pokopia… they’re definitely gonna delay it to avoid losing GOTY to Ditto

08.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really too bad they haven’t done a hybrid

08.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this allowed???

08.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seven months after turning 18

08.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t seem to be lasting long, but pretty cool for Arvid Lindblad to say that he passed the top senior Red Bull and Lewis Hamilton on the first two laps of his career.

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once again thinking about the greatest clip of all time: Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest is straight

08.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1082 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

wow what a time to go for a walk around the neighborhood and not look at social media for a bit before a race

08.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LinkedIn English

07.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Evidence Grows That Google's AI Overviews Have Eviscerated the Media Industry Google's AI overviews have eviscerated the media landscape, with some top publications losing up to 97 percent of their web traffic.

Welp. The internet had a nice run.

Some outlets have lost over 90% of their traffic since the "AI" summaries rolled out.

"...the four worst-hit publications [now] get less monthly web traffic combined than the r/ChatGPT subreddit gets on its own."

07.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1560 πŸ” 492 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 104

The way the queens on drag race keep saying β€œsquabble this opportunity” brings me so much joy

07.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mercedes has the best car and Toto immediately can't help himself. #F1

07.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Max crashing

07.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time Jenson Button is on my television screen

07.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon has made more money than Star Wars and Mickey Mouse combined

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They have F1TV Stockholm Syndrome

07.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s definitely Nintendo but honestly PokΓ©mon specifically

07.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a giant line of people waiting to get into a Harry Styles merch pop-up store near me. I’m assuming there will be a line around the block all week for it

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I almost took a chainsaw to my laptop when gmail suggested this to me the other day

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

instead of adding a "stakes-based" word to my writing to "instantly frame urgency and intrigue" I'm gonna run my devices over with a bulldozer

06.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13681 πŸ” 2976 πŸ’¬ 325 πŸ“Œ 185
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Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door Coupe EV's Interior Revealed With Some Of The Best Knobs I've Ever Seen - Jalopnik The second-gen AMG GT 4-Door is going electric, and it'll have a more spacious interior with a driver-focused layout and some very cool details.

Who doesn’t love a good knob? www.jalopnik.com/2116836/merc...

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