Dog even bigger, scientists baffled
06.03.2026 03:01
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Dog even bigger, scientists baffled
Anyway I'm super stuffed and feel like a waddling boulder
LRP smiles. Smiles bigly and knowingly
P1: Benicio: Did I do anything truly embarrassing? Benjamin: Nothing that got us thrown out. P2: Benicio: How did I put that much away? P3: Benjamin: You were ensorceled by the sauceror, no doubt. I warned you. Benicio: Hah...Guess so. P4: Benjamin: How about you come in for a cup of coffee and some strawberry toast? I'll tell you a 'story' about what really happened.
The Bens 173 03/04/2026
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Cursed to gain 50 pounds everytime you belch
The gut of a dog who ate 3,200 calories in under half an hour on the commute home
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I do this!
Fulla pot pie -w-
How it feels being such a glutton that you manifest a tulpa of your feeder friend to keep you eating as much as possible
Basedonrealevents,,,
Balloon dog
You call me cartoonishly round yet I can still see my feet if I bend forward, strange
I haven't the faintest ideaAAUURHP what you're talking aboOUURRP
Gotta love when your boss has a 1-on-1 with you after hours to discuss some plans for "growth"...
...And then leave you beached like a massive doughball before folks arrive in the morning, framing it as the office glutton losing self control
Ft. @gulfofotter.bsky.social
"Accidentally" leaving the remote to the feeding tube out of reach.
"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.
"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
New stretchmarks on both sides of my gut is cool and awesome and hot
Progress doesn't always have to be measured on a scale! For @pepsiweasel.bsky.social@bsk.brid.gy .
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Had two Caniac combos last night, this was how I felt afterwards,,,
Vibeo
Full of two caniac combos π₯΄
:3333
Feel like an overinflated balloon π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
Teehee
I'm on some buuuuuullshit
Actually fucking criminal how hungry I got this morning, had to miss second breakfast just to hear a Bozo's speech
Yes you aaare!!! Yes you are!! Good fat boy!!!
Gut noises
Aster said I look like I swallowed a bowling ball but idk I still feel a little peckish...
