The situation is monitored as fuck.
12.03.2026 22:50
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The situation is monitored as fuck.
Look, I'm just saying there's no proof that sacrificing virgins didn't work.
Might eat my weight in Jr bacon cheeseburgers to improve my mood.
It sure would be comforting if anyone else at all seemed to know what the fuck they were doing.
"We won that fight," I assure them, unable to tell friend from foe in the bloody sea of humanity before me.
Breaking down the door, I see the walls covered in secretly taken photos of me. Writings cover the walls and floors, my eyes scratched out in every picture. A small effigy of me lies tattered and burnt. I see the person who did this emerge from the dark. Angrily I demand: Are you mad at me?
How can I get better at things? And don't say "try," I don't have time for that bullshit.
Thank you, Daisy. 💚
Thank you, Cassie 💚
I appear to have taken ill.
Me (not a squirrel, just too tired to get all dolled up) taking a little break in my alt account creation work... i will not surrender...
brb guys
refollowing you all is wearing me out
need break
Insane compared to what? Where exactly are you finding a baseline of sanity?
God damnit
It's International Women's Day too? More like "daylight SPENDING time," am I right, fellas? 😏
It's the weekend and nobody is awake, so it's the perfect time to admit I like the Adrien Brody Predator movie.
I don't know, if you ask me, the daylight isn't worth saving.
Yes, but very carefully.
would you look at the time
I don't have a cardiologist, but looking at this photo caused one to coalesce from the fabric of reality making a face and a "Really?" gesture.
not all daylight wants to be saved. not all daylight should be saved
Picture of a pizza
Got some BJ's
Picture of the BJ's restaurant menu.
Getting some BJ's.
In the mood for BJ's.
I think Bluesky gets a bad rap, I mean, it's horrible everywhere.
🎶pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! when you're rich and hire a pizza chef, you can have pizza anytime🎶
I don’t think it’s fair that we can’t be skinny and healthy by eating bacon every day
