Alex H. Nagler

God's perfect law baby is neither horny nor a gross out!

I have been laughing about this all day

Does anyone remember what Mamdani’s polling was when this happened a year ago today?

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Are the other half Fuck Grammarly?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying oh , yes ! ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying oh , yes !

I very much enjoyed Nick Offerman last year BUT they've just announced that MATT BERRY will be this year's Oscars announcer and hell fucking yes.

Alright fam, here it is

Moby-Dick Rocks!!!; or, put down the AI and read a fucking book.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein

earrings by Ear Art by Ebony London

Italy beats the USA 8-6

Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde: “Noch ist kein Schiff zu seh’n” (Michael Spyres, Pedro R. Díaz) YouTube video by Metropolitan Opera

We love to see a double reed winning

I think the best part of Donald Glover voicing Yoshi in the new Mario movie is that "Yoshi" scans in Childish Gambino music.

So now it's "Black and white music? Now Yoshi that's a mixtape."

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Bertolt Brecht’s The Good Person of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce.

Is that a thing?

Kickstart this so I can see what the Sartre page I own looks like in color.

"Enter the local Newtons
Dressed up like bearded Teutons -
Not one of them hook-nosed.
Their science will end up barbarian
For they'll get an impeccably Aryan
State-certified physics imposed."

Brecht - Fear and Misery of the Third Reich

Review: ‘Tristan und Isolde’ Heralds a New Era at the Met Opera

The Met is in trouble. Gelb's been trying and failing to get someone like Musk (ew) to give them a billion dollars.

That said, they still know how to do a heck of a gesamtkunstwerk. Pepper in enough new stuff, mixed with this and the Italian masters, and we can get a stew going.

SAY JAKE, I HEARD YOU LIKE'EM YOUNG

Australia's man did the flowerbeds. New Zealand had sent a chappie to labor in the gardens too. Their American accents were vaguely southern, and they tended to avoid officials from below the Mason-Dixon line. Aussie Jack was a lady-killer, though, and was sleeping his way through every Republican wife who still had a beating heart under her twinset and pearls, and skimming quite a bit of information on the side. He called himself a "martyr to his duty." He and New Zealand Craig were drowning their sorrows by working steadily through all of Florida's craft beers, one microbrewery at a time. Their relationship was significantly more harmonious than that of the clandestine representatives of Argentina and the Mossad, who had inadvertently dated for several weeks before mutually discovering one another's identities, and now existed (as bartender and assistant golf green superintendent respectively) in mutually icy disdain, lending further stress to cocktail hour. She'd heard Brazil's guy in an unwisely loud Portuguese phone call describing the fiasco as "Eichmann, on the rocks." buttondown.com

in which i imagine the life of a spy at mar a lago, in a short story

buttondown.com/theswordandt...

I'm guessing the embargo on Project Hail Mary reviews dropped? Looks like its got an early RT score of 94%.

"I LIED • TO YOU" SINNERS LIVE PERFORMANCE SUNDAY MARCH 15 7E| 4P. @ the Oscars

PERFORMED BY MILES CATON RAPHAEL SAADIQ MISTY COPELAND ERIC GALES BUDDY GUY BRITTANY HOWARD CHRISTONE "KINGFISH" INGRAM JAYME LAWSON LI JUN LI BOBBY RUSH SHABOOZEY ALICE SMITH March 15th at the Oscars

Uh am I about to ascend??

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

The grim choice facing the Trump administration: Economic or naval collapse? | CNN Business The Trump administration is currently trapped between the specter of a global economic recession and a naval catastrophe.

This #1 article on CNN right now is a bunch experts strongly implying there is no way out of a global economic recession unless the U.S. Navy turns every shore battery and naval base in Iran into a heap of ash, at terrible cost in lives on both sides

www.cnn.com/2026/03/09/b...

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Video appears to show U.S. cruise missile striking Iranian school compound The seven-second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike.

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

Yes!

It’s also nuts that it stems from a book by the woman who was married to and then had the marriage annulled by Bill Nye