Telling people who want "date night" sitters they can save money dating on separate nights
12.03.2026 21:49
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Telling people who want "date night" sitters they can save money dating on separate nights
My parents said I have to come visit them in the states this year because "it's getting hard for your father to travel" and then they sent me a picture of them bird watching in Buenos Aires
Booked a professional development seminar (Ali Wong tickets)
Surely this is not the USA that Miley Cyrus partied in
My son's German school has provided them with such in-depth, graphically correct and charmless sex ed every year that they are all volcels
My parents gave me the talk about the birds and the bees. They do it here in Germany too but it's about how if they build a nest above your door, you're screwed because they are protected species
Things my mom has asked about our planned trip to visit them in April so far:
which couch my son prefers
what I want for breakfast
whether I'll take my dad to dinner
whether I will swim with manta rays
whether she should buy us a "joint family Christmas present" for Christmas in December 2026
I thought that Eastern Europe was full of rain and socialists and then I moved to Portland.
Took a break from not watching the Superbowl to not watch the Olympics
my fave seasonal meme