Chelsea

The revival of Animal Crossing deserves a religion to be built around it. Miracles can happen.

What if we used hotdog water the same way we use pasta water. Like “Just add a little to your ketchup for a rich, silky finish.”

POV you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathtub faucet

This is it. This is why it hurts

👀

Life is an ancient white lap dog and we are just crust in its goopy little eyes

A triforce t shirt and cargo shorts

You may not want to hear it, but this is the most fuckable outfit a man can wear.

When I was a kid I used to hide under the dining room table every time I heard the song “Another One Bites the Dust” because I thought Freddy Mercury was gonna Get Me.

Had a dream where I found out flubber was actually the creative quintessence of the human spirit, and in discovering it the nutty professor found himself at the center of the celestial war which looks less like a war than a bureaucratic conspiracy to mine human souls for their flubber.

The video is infamous lol

This is so beautiful 🥺

Slipknot paved the way for YouTuber face reveals

But so so right

Intimidating lol. But I’ll try, ty!

That’s my man and I’m gonna stick beside him 🥰😩🖤

Let me tell you about Robert “Chop-Top” “Bloody Bobby” Sawyer from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. He is just a silly little guy who did nothing* wrong

*I will defend him at great lengths despite his many wrongs.

It’s only a piss kink if it comes from Pis in France. Otherwise it’s just, well, you know.

😭😭😭

It’s my beloved

It’s true

“Snug as a bug in a rug” but said as a threat from a member of the insect mafia

Sort of lol. My true headcanon is that he just wouldn’t really particularly label bc that kind of attention to identity is something he doesn’t really have time/space for? Also I def think that bc of his circumstances he would be incapable of certain kinds of relationships

It’s super addictive once you figure it out! Changing up some settings to make it easier and doing like a “practice” game can be helpful

Idk what it says about my self esteem (or my autism) that I struggle to believe my favorite fictional character would find me attractive even though said character is literally Chop-Top from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

Seeing this late but yeah it was potion permit!!

My other recommendations other than the most obvious would be:
Graveyard keeper
Wytchwood
And dare I say Don’t Starve.

W kid. W teacher.

Is there anything quite like shitposting into the void? Or as I like to call it: voidshitting

“Incredibly difficult to summarize” is the best summary tbh but I think the one you did is also very good

Life hack: convince anyone to do anything by saying “dude trust me I read it on an ancient scroll”

👉👉 ayyyyee