entirely beloved cromwell

no matter how bad the weather, every time i get back to chicago i’m like ‘damn, i love being in chicago’. no other city compares i fear.

‘executive dysfunction’ lol okay you amateur. i’m the Chief Executive Dysfunction Officer for a whole entire failing megaconglomerate. & i’m somehow worse at my job than you could ever imagine.

Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

george w is a fucking mensa next to this dumbshit

i love when a niche discourse compels a bunch of people to show their whole entire ass about something completely unprompted. that’s always fun.

so sorry to all involved but you could not get me to go to kuma’s corner at gunpoint

what i wear when i’m cyber bullying my coworkers

TIRED: Are they...you know...
WIRED: Are they? You know!

i had an ancient kia soul until v recently & it was the ideal car for chicago (capable of hauling groceries/facebook marketplace finds/small ikea trips) but i didn’t care when it got totaled (it was parked & nobody was in it)

still an early-game staple but for mid/late game you’re going to want to look at trinketmaxxing & expanding your doodad storage asap

let her slay the house down boots in peace!

Hi, 🇩🇪 here.

This shit should scare you, 🇺🇸. A LOT.

the crimes of the next 10 to 20 years are going to be really really really bad

oh boy! one whole hour of turbulence before a guaranteed rough landing!

Americans Are Now a Target in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown A WSJ investigation tracked the U.S. citizens caught in the crosshairs of an aggressive federal campaign to detain and demonize dissenters.

DHS agents are not rogue. DHS agents have been empowered to violate our rights and act with impunity.

If we fail to act, DHS will continue to be a weapon that can be pointed at anyone the government considers the public enemy… and fascism always requires a public enemy.

Drive it into a highway median

Listen, this might be the most stupid shit I've heard in a bit but I am dying that they cropped out one of the money teens for being a hobbit irl

Bird losses are accelerating across North America, particularly in farming regions where agriculture is most intensive Farming areas that use lots of fertilizers and pesticides stood out for the swift and accelerating decline of their bird populations.

This article should be bigger news and terrifying. Human activity, through deforestation, farming practices, and climate change is having devastating effects. Even if you hate insects (I was never an insect person) and/or hate birds, they are critical parts of ecosystems that sustain life.

chelsea clinton in gitmo feels like a podcast’s cold open from 2016

pro tip: don’t bother doing online order/store pickup either bc their inventory system is a joke

i mean why bother with a boycott every store is a disorganized shithole & it’s impossible to get anything useful out of a locked display case bc the staff ran out of fucks to give sometime last year

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

The DHS Attorney who had a viral public meltdown in court at the height of the ICE occupation because it was too hard to follow court orders is now running for Congress as, get this, a Democrat. If we can learn what district she is running in, we can ask why she signed up to keep folks detained.

This has become a trend on Douyin (TikTok) in China where they're making fun of the Trump prayer circle.

Employees pray for better business at aluminum cutting factory.

like two ships in the night, alas. thank you hot barista man may your arms stay burly & your shirts tight as fuck.

really hot guy complimented my fake diamond earlobe studs 😳 he had a very similar pair in too, turns out we both love a deal at nordstrom rack.

consolidating all the cultural sewage into one pipeline sure is efficient at least i’ll give ‘em that.

i need chicago gay beach weather. i need it so bad.