brianna wu-tang clang

Need this list to expand asap

woke jack bauer: sign the water boarding consent form motherfucker

bouying Dick pills at the gash station and may be a hot dong

stop it or I'll cum

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

1000 rubber ducks
render time 3:35 minutes
68 million triangles
Simulating a 59mm f2.0 Helios-44 lens

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Yeah I mean the problem is that you're fine and healthy and you're stomping around in your outside shoes inside cause you're Little Lord Fauntleroy

tired: I'm going to my email job

wired: I'm going to

oooh ideas guy, got it. where can I get a 6 figgie pay for that please

what the fuck kinda bullshit title is chief innovation officer lmao

that's exactly what you have to do or you'll never be truly rid of slavers, landlords or billionaires

Americans having shoes on inside is barbaric behaviour, don't the floors get dirty af like what the fuck

Lord Algorithm will not stop showing me "barndominiums" and yet when it comes to housing I do not have "down payment minimum" 🤔

😔

oh so that's why several of his flunkies have been spotted in too large shoes, lmao

High effort OC coming through

Attacks leave dead vs killed

of course you love the Politically Correct engine 🙄

"Amongst these scenes are WALL-E prying open one of EVE’s access ports to gain access to her inner workings" jfc

what the fuck

Le Capital by Carl Marques

Happy birthday Doc

In a row???

another weekend where the fuckin Internet doesn't work, if my conditions don't improve soon I'm gonna kms for real I can't anymore

5th slurp juice 🤜🤛 5 gum

god i hope so