milo / ivy

god. i want to have tits. seeing photos of butches with no shirt on on and tape across their chests is making me feel insane.

sprained my finger in my sleep? that's a new one

Nintendo D/s

I can really recommend having a few favourite creatures that you look at photos of every so often

I fear my tummy is trying to kill me

hey you ever wanted an academic article investigating the political relationship between effeminate gays and trans girls? i wrote one

it doesn't rain but it pours; one of Nina's friends is very sick and needs hospital-provided medicine. They are trying to raise $350 to cover what he needs

teaspooncels

didn't originate this idea but any of you who mask and wear hats - sew a button onto the side of the hat and use it to anchor the mask strap. it's vastly more comfortable (especially if you also need glasses or big noise-blocking headphones, which I do on both counts), and for me gives a closer fit

damn just hearing this

what do they put in halloumi that makes it taste so good

Nina needs $30 for ulcer medication - are you able to help or signal boost?

important addition from the bestie

has anyone made a Bloodborne mod where Gascoigne is replaced by a model of English former footballer Paul Gascoigne? somebody should, I think

anyone got any pro tips for sleeping

Glanschestow

i am the monster and gilles deleuze is my mary shelley

i am maybe the most tired ive ever been while still being awake

they should invent bones that don't hurt

making people negotiate with my owners if they want to play with me at an event, except they have to pitch it to all of them at once like it's dragon's den. they're all wearing large hooded robes and confer in mumbling whispers until one of the proclaims "the council has made a decision"

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i was gonna kill the part of me that cringes and the cop in my head but it turned out while i wasn't looking they had got some kind of really complicated looking bdsm thing going on together and i don't wanna kinkshame

do they work good on carpet and rugs?

maybe i should get a roomba

they should invent a painkiller that works

anyway feeling bad bad not good and exhausted but unable to sleep. going into the office tomorrow will be fun!

it's fascinating having my first bad headache in years that isn't a migraine cuz it still sucks but the degree to which it isn't a migraine and is making me feel insane about how long I spent doubting myself about the migraines and now I seem to have stopped getting them entirely

last week I didn't take my electrolytes on one (one) day and discovered that standing up had become Bad. I feel like w supplements they take effect kinda gradually or in ways I don't notice immediately, so I'm a bit skeptical that they're helping, but then I stop them and I'm like Oh. Oh No.

I think it helped but i think watching Chicago when I was 6 did a lot of the heavy lifting for me personally

alas I'm no longer on the patreon