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God the simpsons episodes where she's just gliding around looking for a fucking chaos emerald suck ass. The infernal beeping!

I didn’t know Lisa could glide like Knuckles

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

"Once you've been to The Inventory, you'll never stop wanting to beat Tycho Penny Arcade to death with your bare hands." Anthony Bourdain

Rapper Gunna quoted, saying “Of course I preordered [the Beetle Moses book of comics]. That’s the goat.” 100% real and verified by beetle patriots

Wow amazing

im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care" END. an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"

Julia Julia Julia

#AncientTungs

Daily #1977 - Tired cat

How ADHD people see the world:

two images showing myth that RAW CARROTS ARE MORE NUTRITIOUS THAN COOKED CARROTS. the fact is mcchicken

*Gets so furious my eyes turn red* W...WHAT...?? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT...? *Steam starts coming out of my ears* HOW... HOW DARE YOU!! Never call my smurfalicious little creatures — ohgodimgoingtohavetosayitarenti — "BASIC-ASS" EVER AGAIN...!!!!! T-There! DONT MESS WITH US!!! *Folds arms together*

i just saw this and im gonna ignore it and post something else

if you ask dolly what her favorite food is, she'll go on a borderline patriotic tangent about how delis and bodegas are the core foundation of the synshiza ecosystem. can't tell if she wants to support small businesses or just really really likes to eat.

I'm a fan of most of Glover's work, but I think a trans masc character like Yoshi should be played by an actual trans man.

drawing of a woman sitting, probably at a bar, having a summer drink she's wearing red and orange square pattern shorts, a translucid top revealing her tattoos on chest and arms she has a cute bobcut

and her summer date (2025 as well)

It’s tough being the only boy at Girl Bully High School

photo of the sonic and smurfs sonic rumble crossover with the accompanying official sonic dialogue: "OH!!!! Check it out Sonic Squad!!! These guys are blue like me!! WOAH!!!!! I bet they get up to all sorts of CRAZY adventures!! I just hope AZRAEL doesn't show up to brew some trouble.... i'd be SO SCARED.... he scales WAY higher than me while i'm stuck in my pussybitch TOY forme! fuck! Im so scared. This isnt fun anymore. Hes gonna kill everyone dude"

I will never not think Chris Pratt’s cartoon ass side mouth when saying “koopas” is the funniest shit

"It's not perfect" with no elaboration truly the #1 corniest statement of all time like congratulations on basic recognition. Thank you mister objectivity lets get some real talk going

tails looking very sad in front of the humans

brainy smurf with his iconic book

tails: Oh no... none of my gizmo gadgets are good enough to take down the super mech built by dr. eggmund and gargel's evil brother azrael...! if only i had the scaling - heck, even the smarts - to take down just *one* of these fearsome foes!!

brainy smurf: heh! not to worry, tail... i have a plan!

groundbreakng! for once sega actually gives its fans what they want!

actually INSANE news. i was in class when i saw this and the MOMENT i did i let my classmates know — who also freaked out, haha. to my surprise, my also professor got SO excited and the rest of the class was kind of just us exchanging excitement, theories, and nerding out about the smurfs and sonic.

been working on a #miku

illustration of an elf with huge long braids that looks like beautiful glass gem corn, with kernels being a mix of pastel pinks and brighter orange, green, yellow, and red. The elf is wearing striped overall shorts with big filly shoulder embellishments and big black galoshes. They are standing in a field with corn stalk silhouettes behind them. There is a simple border around the piece with curly lines, leafs, butterflies, and flowers. The colour scheme is very green with the elf and their hair being the most varied in colours.

OMG have you seen the viral glass gem corn trend?? it's the trend I just made up where elfs make their hair look like glass gem corn. [ #art #elfyear ]