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Weirdy lunch no. 764

Hot cheese & onion mini rolls on a bed of rocket, cucumber, and pickles with a French dressing. #Class #MichelinStar

Ah pro tip! This has just been sat in our damp cellar for 20yrs. Paints great tho - good coverage and no drips!

Exciting day up the park. It’s obvs been deemed dry enough to get the big cutter out.

I do have some v good Californian erb in at the moment!

You any good at decorating? I’m bored of it now. Willing to pay up to a pound an hour?

From a pic of a man with his knob stuck up the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover to my fever pitch descriptions of using up old paint to decorate, it looks like I’m back on form for banging out top tumbleweed posts. #Quality #EpicBoring

It’s well fuckin windy today. Feels a tad cooler too. Might have to pop a jumper on to take the dog for a walk.

I agree, all the flowers and plants are looking sexy and you’ve still got summer to look fwd too. Although I believe Harry Styles b day is in Feb so that’s obvs an ace month too!

Just realised I’ve had a longer relationship with this paint than my kids. In fact as the paint never needed its nappy changing or ever asked me for money it’s a more rewarding one too. Although now I’ve done this second coat I’ll probably be dead before it needs doing again. #ExistentialAngstPaint

I painted this exposed brickwork fireplace 20 yrs ago when we moved in. I still have the paint and there’s half left in top quality nick so I’m gonna use it again. The paint has a 15 yr guarantee - I’m stretching that out to 40! #OldMan #Thrifty

I am fucking knackered and ache all over from decorating. I’m getting soft. Managed to get a lot of paint over me old Basquiat top yesterday too. 🙄

I mouthed sorry to the kid and wandered off looking for eldest who was now parked up the street. So embarrassing.

Just remembered yesterday it looked like I was car jacking a neighbour. Eldest dropped me near our house and waited in her little grey car I popped in and out again, went to open door on her car when I noticed a child in the back seat staring at me as I was about to open the door. Wrong fuckin car!

Totally and wholeheartedly agree. Loved this fucker and not seen it since.

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Drop something pink

Wednesday workmans’s dinner. Woofins is like, what the fuck do you look like?

Looks treacherous. I want one!

I like them cos they’re always a bit silly

Fuck it. I’m not working. I’m havin a drink. Cheers!

After another day hard grafting like a warrior* it’s time to shower and don my tactical leisurewear. Purple t shirt, raspberry sweatpants, and exotic loungecore undercrackers.

*a little decorating

They’re great to stir fry - adds to their flavour and they cook in a few mins .

Yes.

Found some Thai green curry paste I made a week and a half ago. This curry looks bland but is deeper and more botty slapping than your mum.

Lop eared dwarf rabbit being fluffed up

Like all of us she just wanted her hair played with and her cheeks fluffed up.

Out with the rabbit and a tea. That daffodil behind her growing amongst the lilac has been out about a month.

Tunnock’s caramel and a tea.

A newly painted ceiling and wall.

Time for a break. If I were in NZ I’d say I’ve been dickorating, but I’m in London so it’s decorating geez.

We share the same barber.

Me nan’s keeping an eye out on the street.

They are both equal if you have a good one imo. For pasties I’ve had my finest in St. Ives and more recently in St. David’s in Wales (Losh’s Pasties) where you just sit there and smile knowing this is the finest hot savoury shit you’ve ever shoved in yer gob. And pies - my own of course!