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Austin Auclair

@patientrock

Quest and narrative designer. Location-based game expert and geocacher. I have too many hobbies. He/him. www.PatientRock.com

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I just… building out NPCs, their behaviors, dialogue logic, relationships, and all that… it’s so much fun to me. If you’re building an interrogation game without handling the interrogation yourself, then why the fuck do you exist at all?

13.03.2026 10:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Plus it’s very blustery and loud!

12.03.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pilot. They design their bathrooms for truckers and everyone else’s bathrooms suck by comparison.

11.03.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death, taxes, and your cat barfing on the carpet instead of the hardwood.

10.03.2026 11:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.

06.03.2026 12:18 👍 327 🔁 59 💬 3 📌 6

Totally. Maniac Mansion being used here sent me spiraling back to my middle school lunch table where me and this kid I barely knew compared literal notes on the game.

06.03.2026 11:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 👍 5368 🔁 1197 💬 30 📌 33
A graphic labeled "Play at the Library" modeled after the flag of Washington, D.C. It's red with three stars and a stylized U.S. Capitol Building. The Washington, D.C. Chapter of the International Game Developers Association (IGDA DC) has partnered with the D.C. Public Library to host a series of showcases at library branches across the city.

A graphic labeled "Play at the Library" modeled after the flag of Washington, D.C. It's red with three stars and a stylized U.S. Capitol Building. The Washington, D.C. Chapter of the International Game Developers Association (IGDA DC) has partnered with the D.C. Public Library to host a series of showcases at library branches across the city.

🕹️ The first "Play at the Library" showcase is next week!

Saturday, 3/14, 2-5pm
Lamond-Riggs/Lillian J. Huff Neighborhood Library
(Near the Fort Totten Metro Station)

Presented in partnership with the DC Public Library.

💾 RSVP: www.meetup.com/igda-dc/even...

cc: @igda.org

03.03.2026 15:46 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a miniature “Ark of the Covenant” made of brass. Fits in the palm of your hand. You lift the lid to find the log sheet within.

It’s a miniature “Ark of the Covenant” made of brass. Fits in the palm of your hand. You lift the lid to find the log sheet within.

Found a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” themed geocache but sadly my face didn’t melt off when I opened it.

28.02.2026 19:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Eep! My next book has a cover, and it’s the eerie Gothic gorgeousness of my dreams. It’s also available to request on Netgalley and Edelweiss! Here are some of the tropes you’ll find inside. Which one is your favorite? I’m a big fan of men facing consequences, personally.

27.02.2026 19:51 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Used to see other troops at summer camps being marched around in full uniform all the time and felt bad for those kids.

27.02.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My scout troop (I’m an Eagle, bitches) was all military families and it actually was great because the last thing any of the parents wanted was to militarize anything about the experience.

27.02.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s going to be 60 degrees here tomorrow. I should go find a geocache. I haven’t found a geocache in months.

27.02.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s really cool, Cameron!

23.02.2026 12:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

21.02.2026 17:32 👍 7485 🔁 2308 💬 57 📌 113

Share a pic of the tower you made!

23.02.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
X-Men: Madness in Murderworld, a REAL Walkthrough The ONLY real walkthrough and FAQ for X-MEN MADNESS IN MURDERWORLD, a terrible video game.

Yo! I have a guide for Madness in Murderworld should you ever return to that bad game (you shouldn’t): blog.patientrock.com/20130414x-me...

23.02.2026 00:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

18.02.2026 00:40 👍 2361 🔁 828 💬 56 📌 55

Building a crossword where all the answers are abbreviations just to funnel my hate into something.

20.02.2026 15:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Detritus Lost in deep space, your cargo vessel has suffered a catastrophic hull failure. The engines are offline, the AI is silent, and there’s no sign of the crew …and that’s just the start of your problems. ...

I needed a break from interactive fiction for a little while but jumped back in to finally play the IFComp winner Detritus, by Ben Jackson. I really like how clean and confidently it implements Twine and it has my brain buzzing: ifdb.org/viewgame?id=...

18.02.2026 11:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too much talking, not enough doing.

15.02.2026 13:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.02.2026 22:11 👍 12604 🔁 2425 💬 62 📌 159

(I really gotta use a different screen recorder. Unity’s stinks.)

14.02.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nanjemoy - Core loop implemented!
Nanjemoy - Core loop implemented! YouTube video by Austin Auclair

Got my core loop implemented! Can cut grass and swat incoming biting flies. A million, billion more things to do.

youtu.be/aLFq1VkBwCw

14.02.2026 13:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DMV game developers! The library system has been thrilled by how well you show up and wanted to do more events with us. We’re going to visit different branches throughout the year. Come show your games!

12.02.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With apologies for what is going to be a fairly long thread: I thought it might be fun to look back at the favorite articles I wrote, by year.

Note, this isn't necessarily my favorite ARGs / experiences? It's more focused on writing I'm particularly proud about.

11.02.2026 22:46 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

The dream: games don’t have to be forever and the people who make them get to live to make the next one.

12.02.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Murderworld by PatientRock A mutant-powered superhero text adventure.

The Interactive Fiction Database Awards for games released in 2025 are open for voting!

✍️ The list of categories: intfiction.org/t/2025-ifdb-...

🚨 Seems a good reason to play my game, Murderworld, and see if it's worth a vote in something! patientrock.itch.io/murderworld

10.02.2026 14:00 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

This rules.

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10.02.2026 12:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually think it works great. It was more jarring that he was suddenly wearing a shirt. For that part, maybe his arms can be raised and moving downward like he just finished putting it on while off camera.

10.02.2026 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0