SWAGAMEMNON, hero of the Brojan War

Haven’t posted on here in a minute so here’s a picture I took of the Alamo

Welcome to bluesky! We have rules here:
1. Dance fucker dance
2. Man he never had a chance
3. And no one even knew it was really only you

October already. Did anyone wake up that Green Day guy?

I had an awesome time at Oktoberfest this past weekend and even won best dressed! PROST!🍻

girl math is packing 14 pairs of underwear for a week-long trip in case you shit your pants every single day

might fuck around and start dressing like my bloodborne character

People who confuse etymology with entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words

If you’re sad while eating it it’s a mourn dog

If you eat it with contempt, it’s a scorn dog

Thank you so much!

🥺🥺🥺🥺

The ren fair look came together nicely I think, can’t wait to sip on mead and gaze upon corseted titties this weekend 🍻

If you take an oath to eat a corn dog every day, that’s a sworn dog

A fool complains about a hole in his pants, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

peepee poopoo