Dr. Mantis Toboggan

In the bar I built in my basement

Me:

Me reaction

Just stopped in a local bar, this was set down in front of me

No one has ever paid a dime to see this asshole play hockey and he has shelved Sidney Crosby and Auston Matthews, 2 of the biggest draws in the league…sure 5 games makes sense

God I hate that I voted for this sentient potato

Sounds like the lead in some shitbag CBS weekly police procedural where he struggles with a dark past

he's just like us idiots in the mid west! the dude that was born into millions and millions of dollars in Manhattan

he seems like a fucking asshole. should probably just stay on the Raiders

I think it was from the podcast but they said they blew a huge chunk of their season production budget just to license the Ghostbusters theme for this episode

I've always said that the RNC has incriminating pics of him. Either with dead girls or live boys, it's definitely one of the 2

so here's the thing for my Steeler fan shirtbrothers. Draft rolls around and you're on the clock. For some reason Vega Ioane is still on the board. How fast do you run up to the podium because he's your LG for literally the next decade

Welcome to Smarch in Pennsylvania

80+ degrees yesterday, f’n thunderstorm right now, and by 4 PM it will be snowing. Fuck.this.noise

tried coffeemaxxing but got brutally mogged by bean juice

It's always someone else's fault

no no, Iran totally stole a Tomahawk missile and bombed their own school to make us look bad. That makes much more sense

Has Kindel been on the ice for much of either?

Eat shit Rod

He 100% gets the C when Crosby hangs em up

Yup, the refs let him take over the game

Update, it’s $3.69 now. Up almost $0.80 in under 2 weeks. Fantastic

And make sure they’re mad at the right people

So what does this do to their cap because they spent a shitload in free agency

And so it begins

Man, Carolina is gonna get the next 5 straight power plays