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Nicholas Werner

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I'm a writer who likes thinking and talking about politics, entertainment, books, and philosophy.

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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

13.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2520 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 351
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Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1966 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 123

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17101 πŸ” 3391 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Imposter syndrome is the mistaken belief that other people know wtf they’re doing.

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was at the LA Federal Building when it happened! I don't know why, but that's wild to me.

06.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely shot

27.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6146 πŸ” 1244 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 71

There was a whole episode of Entourage about this! It would look like complete gibberish today.

26.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

David Lynch's birthplace! Interesting easter egg.

25.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ho-lee Shit. This is phenomenally good news. Department of Education rolls backβ€” for nowβ€” its attempts to destroy Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility initiatives. Keep an eye on them, of course, and watch for the hidden knife, always, but for now: Fantastic news.

18.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 4967 πŸ” 1120 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 19

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

18.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2267 πŸ” 455 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 16

I once wrote a short story on this premise! Not just memory, but personality. People change as they age; how much would you change if you were a thousand years old? Since no human has ever lived that long, my thought was such a person wouldn't even behave in a way we've ever seen before.

17.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sparta lost its war against Athens

16.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Irish origin" is a... uh, creative reading of early America

15.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty much the most important thing happening in the world right now.
www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi...

12.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1909 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 46
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DAY TWO CLASSIFICATION 🚨

Charles Leclerc sets the fastest time on the second day of Pre-Season Testing in Bahrain πŸ‘

#F1 #F1Testing

12.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

So LA is doing the World Cup in 2026, the Superbowl in 2027, and the Olympics in 2028.

09.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG. How have I missed this all this time?

09.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
Another one for my series of comics on Theoretical Physicists . This one is an EPICALLY niche joke about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. 

An illustration of Werner Heisenberg driving a 1930s style car down a German street

Text reads:
Werner Heisenberg got lost every time he checked his speedometer

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Another one for my series of comics on Theoretical Physicists . This one is an EPICALLY niche joke about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. An illustration of Werner Heisenberg driving a 1930s style car down a German street Text reads: Werner Heisenberg got lost every time he checked his speedometer Jaunty Art 26

Werner Heisenberg got lost every time he checked his speedometer

01.02.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

31.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 17045 πŸ” 2613 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 144

Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases

28.01.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 4829 πŸ” 2304 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 653

Pretty sure that Jason's saying that *Jason's* "extremely opposed."

"I love this, but am opposed to that."

25.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 β€’ 3:47 PM UTC

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 β€’ 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

22.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 25522 πŸ” 6049 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 236

when I was 8 or 9, I got really into the poetry of e. e. cummings, so I got a book of his work from the library and copied a bunch of the poems down. my mom found them and thought she had accidentally raised an avante-garde modernist fourth grader and freaked out

19.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 629 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA rolls out Artemis II rocket to launch pad for astronauts' flight to the moon NASA is now four miles closer to returning astronauts to the moon. The agency rolled out its Space Launch System (SLS) rocket and Orion spacecraft in preparation for the Artemis II mission to launch a...

For the first time in 57 years, a rocket that will carry astronauts to the moon stands atop Launch Pad 39B at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida...

18.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, sorry

17.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

15.01.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 4792 πŸ” 861 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 38
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I want to talk about a dystopian world we are entering - where every moment, event, and crisis just become commodities.

Life stops being something we live, but something we sell and trade. It will breed both corruption & emptiness.

1/ A 🧡on why our politics can't ignore this.

14.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 2864 πŸ” 839 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 97

Any reason?

14.01.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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To those with California Derangement Syndrome, it's time to update your talking points.

10.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4393 πŸ” 1126 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 49