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Are they even considered animals?🤔

I started the task of unfollowing people, so if I unfollowed you by accident...well, would you even know?
And if I'm still following you... Yay, you!

She couldn't say cajones because then she'd be speaking Spanish... and then she'd be deported.

elmo from sesame street is sitting in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera . Alt: elmo from sesame street is sitting in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera .

"What are you watching?"
A movie
"What is it?"

Some De Niro movie from like the early 2000's? But it's like my housemate just turns on the TV and starts watching the first thing he sees. Like EVERY TIME!

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips

AND some sort of Greek dressing. Not sure what it is but...

In my defense, they were Greek green beans from a local Greek restaurant and they are phenomenal. Green beans, feta and bacon. It's a meal, damn it!

a barbie doll says ohh myyyy with her hands in the air Alt: a barbie doll says ohh myyyy with her hands in the air

Twice in less than a minute I've had to use this GIF! WTH is going on tonight??? 😂

Convo w/the housemate:

Me: You watch the most random movies

HM: You eat the most random things

Me: What are you talking about?
(As I eat a bowl of green beans)

Destination Calabria (feat. Crystal Waters) (Radio Edit) YouTube video by Alex Gaudino - Topic

So, apparently I'm traveling for work today (on my day off!) so I need a little traveling music
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Xanadu (Factory Team Remix) YouTube video by Hanna - Topic

Needed a little pump to get me going this morning.
Happy Monday!
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Goonies-esque gold platter

My Goonies poster with my new Goonies platter

And lookie! I found this platter that goes with my Goonies poster! Yay!

Go to the gym or go thrifting?

Possible hot guys lifting weights or possible hot guys with an eye for the unique?

Either way I might score a nice piece.

Decisions, decisions

For one brief moment, I thought I was in the presence of a mid-level advertising child actor. How disappointing. 😔

🤔

Mean Girls - The Musical (tho not as good as the original)

Osh Kosh, Oh My Gosh!!!

Quote on the Bible

But you're okay (in the physical sense! 😜) and that's what matters! And at least the kiddo wasn't in the car when it happened! Glad it wasn't worse.

a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast Alt: a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast

Me today

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a car and says `` like a boss '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a car and says `` like a boss '' .

Me on Thursday after leg day

🤭

Still 'dorbs!

You haven't aged..AT ALL! 😠

Picture of me around 36yo

Scrolling through my photos and found this one (which I thought I lost when my FB got hacked). Probably my favorite picture of me. 36yo maybe?
I was young and cute at one time!

Let me see your pics of a younger you!

I swear to God!
If I hear the phrase "at the end of the day" one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions!

She has daddy issues BIGLY!

Yeah, she got thrown under the bus cause she tried to throw him under the bus! 🤣