CapriCornyCaitlin

She mall on my cop till my Paul Blarts.

How did Andy Cohen even get whatever Andy Cohens job is

every time a catholic busts it raw but doesn't conceive the duck hunt dog jumps out and does his giggle animation

no obviously if not ****

snippet from diary of a wimpy kid. Rodricks mon is standing over him as he sits at a table. Rodrick has a pencil and paper. Underneath its captions "do you have anything you want to say to women" and "Im sorry women."

overheard a coworker on the phone w his gf tell her theres no way hed take her to barbie and that hed literally rather drop her off and wait in the lobby till its done so now i hate him forever and consider him an enemy of the ppl :/

i told him youd play chess with him if he wanted me to ask but i think hes being shy (he just broke 1000 or smthn and is STOKED)

Oppenheimer vs Barbie

🚨SLUT AT WORK🚨

betse

multiple skeets, skites. if you will.

hmmmm

but WHY is it called goatse????

this feels more like a case of italians make dont.

bagioli

my co worker came back from vacation with hairplugs and they look not bad!!!

skeeto skeetamos
skeetas skeetáis
skeeta skeetan

skeet shooters?

Finding Nemo taught me to love and accept my differences and that's why I call my long labia my special fin.

yasssss queen skinny legend veraace boots the house down slay

one time i tried to show my husband a pretty nug and he just said "yea babe, thats a nice drug."

humbling. hum buhl ing

hello bluesky. this is me , if u choose to be mean to me this is who u are meaning to!!!!!

going to see oppenheimer and barbie with my bff and his bf on a double date that is NOT a double feature.

AKA the kikis will go see barbie and the bobas are going to oppenheimer and then we're all meeting back up after

in my rice corn and potatoes, hydrated, thriving, flourishing,

learned that i am gluten sensitive and made appropriate changes to my diet and is this how everyone else lives??? shitting just once a day??????????

Video game idea: You go back in time to the Garden of Eden and kill Adam. It's a first person shooter.