Absolutely phenomenal
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Absolutely phenomenal
Do not drink the demon water, it will rip the minerals from your bones
"You have a gun in your lab? do you have it in case an abomination breaks loose?"
"No, its for if a eugenicist manages to get passed my security... say you seem to know a lot about skull shapes..."
Awesome work
Never lose your whimsy and the world is better for it
We should be allowed to flog executives once a year.
Set them up in stocks and make a festival out of it
When Jesus heals the sick he's hailed as a saviour, but when I do it I'm arrested for "practicing without a licence"
After months in editing hell chapter 2 of Prototype is finally up
a special thank you to everyone who kept my spirits up during that time.
archiveofourown.org/works/630228...
the one day i miss an anti-depressant i get the inspiration for a new chapter of brutal terminus, huh weird, i wonder if there is a connection
3rd story of Brutal terminus is out, Pack Tactics. This one came as a surprise to me as well but BT has always been from the heart. I hope you all enjoy
archiveofourown.org/works/639154...
everybody's gangsta until the floor stops being made out of floor
My Arch Magos Prime in Abeyant, his cyber familiar is called Demi-magos bozo
Absolute power move
Both of them are amazing
Oompa Loompa doopady dime;
You should piss on company time
Oompa Loompa doopady dissed;
Your boss will be appropriately pissed
Oompa Loompa doopady doors;
You can't be fired without Proper cause
I feel that Weird Al Yankovic should run for president of the United states.
I have absolutely no idea about the man's politics but...well..what's the worst that can happen
God gives his most samples to his eepiest lab tech.
(It's entirely my fault but I shall complain about it regardless)
Aging is nowhere near as scary as what people do to avoid it.
Until I can start replacing parts, that's sexy as fuck
When the Disney adults want to do a signalong and i bust out Hellfire or Savages
Opshopping for masc clothes especially coats, is difficult. Because men(I'm guilty of this too) don't throw clothes away.
We wear them until either they die or we do
Absolute wife material right there
I have the urge to watch inglorious bastards again
As a society we should, instead of making 'the virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death" from the movie The virus that makes everyone shit themselves to death
We should be working on "the juice that makes you cum super hard" from the porn animation The juice that makes you cum super hard
Just speedball caffeine and nervous breakdowns that's what I do
#stopkillinggames
"money can't buy happiness" is a lie that the rich tell so we don't use them as fertiliser.
Money buys the conditions for mental stability and physical rejuvenation.
Also bitch'n body mods
"I'm not actually evil. I just called Captain America an imperialist bootlicker, and tried to unionise stark industries. Next thing I know the super cops hall me off to the super villain prison under the sea.
... Yes I would look good in spandex, why do you ask?"
I feel this
To find out is human, To fuck around is Devine.
And I'm feeling pretty human right now
Since government forces are firing on journalists in America, the solution seems clear. Arm the journalists