nathan 🦧

ouuuuuuughhhhggggggghhh

being a boyfriend is cute

Goofy is probably really good in bed. a tender and generous lover with great body awareness doing all kinds of crazy shit with his legs to really get in there. And he’s packing but like not weird about it

lying down before goup

ok

jesus

shrek poop thomas

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

Kim there are people that are dying

there’s too much going on rn we’ve already discussed this at length

oh we’re doing transsexual discourse again lmao

im a transsexual and the opposite of a medicalist. otc hrt for all

same

tbf i look stupid now

nooooo!!!

still tempted to shave my head so i don’t have to pay for a haircut but im afraid i’ll look stupid!!!

ope

oh my god i love bed

I have multiple disabled friends who can't afford to eat every day.

my grandpa?

guess what i didn’t drink water today

can someone come get me

my hair is too long and it’s driving me nuts

can someone come get me

God help me. God?? Hello???

i’ll have to try this

i dont want to do this anymore

shut up

From the article: “The photo wires are lousy with photos of the Secretary of State sliding around in shoes that seem aspirationally sized-up to appeal to his boss's belief that ‘you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.’ Here he is ridin' loose in the Oval Office.” Picture: A bunch of freaks sitting around the Oval Office, with Marco Rubio (and maybe also JD Vance) wearing The Big Shoes. (Kay Nietfeld/dpa via Getty Images)

A zoomed-in crop of the previous picture, where Vance’s shoes look at least a size or two too big. And Rubio’s similar-looking shoes appear *several* sizes too big.

what are thooooooooose

i’m too stupid to live guys