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1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)

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Correct. Before fixing his name as "Mario", he was called "Jump-man", "Kyลซjo-man" or "Mr. Video Game". It is said that when his name was fixed as "Mario" was 1982.

10.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They're truly Finnished.

10.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a me-at, Mario!

10.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 79 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like Feb 10 should be the celebration day for Fabio (admittedly a bit of a stretch though)

10.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to be honest with you and say that he was only referred to as Kyลซjo Man / Rescue Man in the Game & Watch Collection (otherwise heโ€™s just known as Mario in Japan).

10.03.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hereโ€™s a list of names for Mario in ten different languagesโ€ฆ

10. French = Mario
9. Arabic = Mario
8. Finnish = Mario
7. Swedish = Mario
6. Spanish = Mario
5. Dutch = Mario
4. Turkish = Mario
3. Slovak = Mario
2. Portuguese = Mario
1. Japanese = Kyลซjo Man (literally โ€œRescue Manโ€)

10.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages

Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages

Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...

10.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 702 ๐Ÿ” 217 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I am once again feeling like this mash up is incredibly prescient.

01.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely late to this (as is my wont)โ€ฆ does that make meโ€ฆ

Amiss?

I thank youโ€ฆ

24.02.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sure have, though I first learnt it in Lithuanianโ€ฆ

15.02.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey not seen you pop up for ages, Chin (always happy-making when you do)

14.02.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re cracking a raw egg and putting It on the pan or in a recipe, you must crush the eggshell fully in your fist before throwing it away, otherwise a fisherman will die. Crushing the eggshell is called: saving a fishermanโ€™s life. (Icelandic superstition.)

13.02.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Honestly having ten thousand spoons would be a disaster whether I needed a knife or not. Where would I put them?

13.02.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think you're right - I was unsure which country to put for that one, seeing as Friday 13th is a thing in so many countries, as you said, but the superstition most likely originated in France (which is why I went with that in the end)

14.02.2026 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m with Serbia here, much better just to admit all newborns are ugly.

13.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And in the spirit of inventing superstitions to stop Very Annoying Behaviours, may I suggest we introduce a superstition that warns all sorts of terrible things will befall a person if they listen to music without headphones on public transport.

13.02.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In South Korea it's bad luck to whistle at night-time. And in Turkey chewing gum at night is unlucky. I therefore wonder if such superstitions were originally introduced simply to reduce Very Annoying Behaviours.

13.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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On the subject of babies, in Nigeria it is very bad luck to kiss a baby on the lips (it condemns them to spending their whole adult lives drooling).

* I was clearly never kissed on the lips as a baby because my adult life has been (mostly) drool free, despite being a drooling machine as a baby...

13.02.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s also bad luck to compliment a baby in Bulgaria (makes it vulnerable to the evil eye). If you do compliment a baby, you must spit to the side (or pretend to) and say, โ€œchicken shit on you.โ€

* Iโ€™m not Bulgarian, or superstitious (or even a bit stitious), but Iโ€™ve been dissing babies for years.

13.02.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And on the subject of fictional superstitions, in Prague itโ€™s unlucky to fall from a tree if youโ€™re a good person (because only bad Czechs bounce).

13.02.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

* Note: the Canadian superstition is definitely just plain old back luck and NOT irony (whatever Alanis Morissette tries to tell you).

13.02.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 123 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Things that are bad luck, worldwide:

โ–ช๏ธFriday the 13th (France)
โ–ช๏ธFriday the 17th (Italy)
โ–ช๏ธTuesday the 13th (Greece)
โ–ช๏ธSharing a pear with your spouse (China)
โ–ช๏ธWhistling indoors (Lithuania)
โ–ช๏ธYo-yos (Syria)
โ–ช๏ธComplimenting a baby (Serbia)
โ–ช๏ธHaving ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (Canada)

13.02.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 603 ๐Ÿ” 124 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Yeah she mentioned that and was raving about your session

09.02.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a modern Swedish word, skรคmskudde, which is a pillow that you use to cover your face in an embarrassing situation (for example, a sex scene in the middle of a film youโ€™re watching with family). You could translate it as โ€œshame pillowโ€ or, if you prefer, โ€œcringe cushion.โ€

09.02.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Was in Hebden Bridge (such a lovely place) with @drkatherinelucyg.bsky.social this weekend. I hope your titles make it to every part of the globe

09.02.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Chinese word for oxymoron, ็Ÿ›็›พ่ชž, means โ€œspear and shield word.โ€ It refers to a story of a weapons merchant who claimed he had both shields no spear could pierce and spears that could pierce anything.

05.02.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 210 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

A list of seven oxymorons...

1. Pretty ugly
2. Fairly unjust
3. Kind of mean
4. Charm offensive
5. Microsoft Works
6. Government intelligence
7. Fun run

05.02.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 289 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Until they actually find a way to make goblet squats include wine Iโ€™m just going to stick to doing my long favoured type of squatโ€ฆ diddly.

05.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite Hungarian phrase for describing karma at work is dexr is visszanyalt a fagyi. It means โ€œthe ice cream licked back.โ€

04.02.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Icelandic uses various animal poop in insults. Examples: Sparรฐatรญningur (lamb poop picking) = youโ€™re nitpicking. Krรญuskรญtur (arctic tern poop) = youโ€™re super pale. Tittlingaskรญtur (small bird poop) = doesnโ€™t matter/small fry. Taรฐskegglingur (horse poop beard) = youโ€™ve such a bad/nonexistent beard.

03.02.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 147 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2