Brian

I’m in!

For what it’s worth, I’m not always convinced that I’m real.

That’s how the limbo goes 😔

They're just mad they don't know how to read.

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders:

-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!

-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua

-actually no

-But TdA is real and active in Portland

-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

Feds investigating feds with no oversight, what could go wrong?

Replace democratic leadership until we get somebody who actually _tries_. Strongly worded statements aren't enough.

Please tell me the hatchet was clean at least (not used in said fight)?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

We must preach the gospel of Kimb!

Don’t they know it’s Kimbmas?

When we leaving?

On bright side, ghost mall has hot pot

Four musicians on stage in a small dimly lit club

I was watching Madeline Kenney at the Sunset or I would’ve in a heartbeat! Ethel’s new album is so good.

5’4” is a state of mind, not a physical height.

Happy hot rat summer to those who partake

His profile definitely says 5’8” I’m sure

“Now be off”…. The way my blood boiled

I don’t mean to brag but I’m good at airport.

Brock frying pan meme

Brock is this true

Do they do a warranty replacement? Might be worth it if it’s already throwing a fit.

went from "status update: having beers!" to "we shall pull god out of the machine"

Brb, blocking you real quick

You are perfect 😍

a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face .

Good god

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Everybody deserves the loves 🫂

in north korea they dont let you goon, or they make you goon too much. it’s not like america.