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@lampnado

You are a regular guy. You can do normal things. He/They I hate it here. The human embodiment of the yellow M&M. The definition of β€œmeh”

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Not bad, but didn’t you negate the soy?

It’s nothing compared to me putting French vanilla coffee creamer into my chocolate soy milk when I was a kid lol

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt stands next to a woman and a man in a plaid shirt .. Alt: a man in a blue shirt stands next to a woman and a man in a plaid shirt with the text β€œit shrinks?” It’s from the episode of Seinfeld where George’s penis shrinks and Jerry’s girlfriend walks in on him and tells George’s girlfriend it’s small.

IT JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL!!

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry homie πŸ˜• can’t be easy for you

06.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the people yearn for chicken bacon ranch

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

*unfrosts your flakes*

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tony the dog apparently nice and stony before his vet visit. He is a brown dog sitting with eyes wide open on a blue blanket.

Tony the dog apparently nice and stony before his vet visit. He is a brown dog sitting with eyes wide open on a blue blanket.

I think Tony is starting to feel the drugs before his vet appointment this afternoon lol πŸ’Š

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 10480 πŸ” 3318 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14

Leftover pizza and too sweet of coffee >>> most things

01.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shits wild isn’t it?

26.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Comidadivertida Hungry GIF Alt: Comidadivertida Hungry GIF It’s Homer Simpson eating a bunch of different kinds of chips on his couch.

AI companies right now be like GIVE ME MOAR CHIPS!!

26.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give me moar give me moar

Wait… what?

26.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooooo sleep

(I say as I’m about to go to bed…)

26.02.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve all been there chip

25.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely!

25.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t ever make any of those starter packs cause I don’t post a lot, but the hubbub around them at the beginning was fun lol

25.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do people still make those back starter packs anymore? Or was that just a phase like most other parts of this app

25.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such an asshole

25.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can never have too many of those though (at least according to God)

25.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A quote with a picture of the large, hairy wrestler Big Damo in profile.

hockey players
Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid i don't know what to tell you
- Big Damo @CamoMackle

A quote with a picture of the large, hairy wrestler Big Damo in profile. hockey players Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid i don't know what to tell you - Big Damo @CamoMackle

25.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hit the weed and make your day a lil brighter

25.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself, on?

20.02.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No thoughts. Just posts

20.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do I get on the fun part of this app again?

20.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s one of those days Dave

15.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I live super saiyan but like idk maybe something different.

15.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time for lamp to get a different pfp?

15.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I told you guys, I’m not a loser.

I’m a louge-er.

07.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not rad, my rad-o-meter is broke

29.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€οΈπŸ«‚πŸŒ­

29.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0