Lache Pas La Patate

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I have been missing her. 🤣

China and Russia will be capturing much more than the global space until we remove our 🍊🤡

The International Energy Agency’s 32 member countries agreed to release 400 million barrels of oil to offset supply disruptions from the Iran war. Yet oil prices keep climbing.

When he’s right, he’s right.

Incompetence. Who would have guessed that it would become a political ideology as well as their platform.

Stop starting wars. Stop bombing elementary schools. Stop letting babies starve. Stop putting families behind bars. Stop funding concentration camps. Stop defending hate. Stop sending our sons and daughters overseas to die. Enough blood and violence and death. Enough madness. Enough excuses. Enough tears. We've had enough.

This. All of this.

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So here we have the president deeming a lawmaker who has been mildly critical of him a traitor to the country.

Once again, just imagine Obama or Biden declaring some random congressman "disloyal to the United States of America," and the round-the-clock media freakout you would have seen.

I didn't think it was possible for his crowds to get any whiter. I guess I was wrong.

"Sex Trafficking Amateurs" by Bill Day.

"Sex Trafficking Amateurs" by Bill Day.

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Trump sounds so deranged, frenzied, and dangerously unbalanced on Iran that every Republican refusing to say it publicly is drifting toward something that looks a lot like criminal negligence.

Bartenders have gone to prison for enabling one drunk driver.

His rallies aren’t what they used to be.

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

My mother would also buy our shoes a little big. Maybe he'll grow into them like we did.

Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen

(it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is)

These people just look like they smell nasty.

can i just say, thanks everyone for being so cool about this video? i ♥️ moby-dickabees

Trump has finally gotten to the point of this speech in Kentucky -- doing everything possible to drive Thomas Massie out of Congress

I also know a stupid person who went to a good college. He had to cheat to get in, but he still got in.

Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $7 million on lobster tail, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in just one month. — But please, tell me again how the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security are bleeding this country dry.

I know he's a big drinker, but that sounds like a man with the munchies. A drunk man is just fine with the Waffle House.

So fucking wrong and so fucking corrupt. I say this as a former Member of Congress - There should be an outright ban on Members of Congress trading stocks. Period. At a minimum. There alway should’ve been a ban. Shame on both parties for not getting this done over the years.

They'll fuck us but they won't kiss us.

I'm a big kid, now 🎶

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