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I know it’s easy to fall into despair and think we’re in the stupidest time in history but the thing is it’s been this stupid for a long time because this is almost 20 years old and this cost $20 million and people went to see it in the theaters. We’ve been the frog boiling in the pot for a while
You can just get in your car and go places
❤️❤️ I knew I’d have a kindred spirit there
Why shouldn’t I have it though
In the mirror: Stop buying Fashion Brand Company dresses! you don’t have anywhere to wear them!!! Your friends are always scared you’ll show up in one and they’re too nice to say anything!!
too old to participate in Warped Tour discourse
Never tell me about your “outside cats”
I have spent an ungodly amount of money on Girl Scout cookies and have gifted every single box BUT my last huge order was to share in the office so I’m gonna eat myself sick tomorrow trying one of every kind
That being said id love for to show you non-maga places in Indy!! We just live on the country side and its the cost of living in a blue city in a red state 😔
Right now after a strong margarita made at home I am acutely feeling the pain of having a walkable dive bar near my house but I will not go there because it’s so deeply maga 😭 I would love to crush a bucket of bud heavy and a basket of tots right now but I’m morally opposed
Everyone pretty quickly forgot about James Van Der Beek’s staunchly anti vaccine Covid conspiracy wife huh
Every time I see a single photo of a popular cosplayer these days I feel like what a Victorian child would feel like if someone fed them a sour patch kid
You could also be a weirding woman to cancel it out
I’m so fucking tired and still I’m going to a public meeting on wastewater and data centers tonight because now more than ever it has to be you
Sorry I was brusque with you in that meeting it’s just that I recently washed my pants and am wearing them for the first time since I washed them and therefore am suffering
The Midwest superstore chain Meijer in the process of putting up a new sign so it just reads “jer”
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social found you in Indianapolis!!
In his c-czar era
She lived through atrocities and war crimes and her reward was having a boss and doing reports
DS9 is depressing because Kira Nerys fought like hell for liberation and after she got it she still had to go to a fucking office job
Oh HELL yes!!!!
Me lol I typod in excitement
MEEEEEEEEW
Looking up directions to the American Football house from my government issued computer cause what will they find out about me from that, that I’m old and boring
I made a bunch of in-the-hoop labubu clothes on the Bernina this year and it made me giggle the whole time!!
I have an older Brother (I think) SE400 and I also have a Bernina B500! The ease of use on the Bernina along with the way bigger embroidery field justifies the price increase imo, I found the brother hard to work with and less reliable and computerized upgrades make the Bernina really easy to hoop
I am not sorry the shit about that stupid boat is endlessly funny to me especially if you hung around fake artsy people in the 2000s it was a real stupid time
Grimes tweeting about wanting to do a farm again despite being more clueless than ever
Holy shit we are really deep in the 2000s revival because grimes is doing this dumb ass twee adventure shit again
Journeys truck presumably full of footwear
Me and @ghidorah.bsky.social gonna do a fast and furious heist on this
December 28 and we went on a walk because it was a record high of 67 degrees. We are now bracing for impact from a line of severe thunderstorms. We can swim any day in November
