Twins trade tally:

Carlos Correa
Jhoan Duran
Griffin Jax
Louis Varland
Brock Stewart
Willi Castro
Harrison Bader
Chris Paddack
Danny Coulombe
Ty France

They traded 40% of the roster, including the five best relievers and five players with 2+ years of team control remaining.

"Send Nudes" is old and busted, "Send Plans To Bomb Yemen" is the new hotness

it's beautiful

well said, hubie was damn good at his job.

🤔ahhh we doing the perennially 39 thing, gotcha

happy 40th 🥳

what kind of animal would water down good gas like that

lovely pic

please football Gods, extend Ryan Day

strolling slowly by on my night walk in about 5, leave the thai leftovers on the steps. thanks in advance

now some one help me find everyone again

no, it was the election, those things happen. It was the weirdo change to the block function that I felt made it a less safe environment and just didn't want to support twitter anymore