John or Jack or jaQ or whatever

The existence of Tampa and Tempe implies the existence of Timpi, Tompo, Tumpu, and sometimes Tympy

Really feels like a day someone should've brought in donuts

Peak middle age: dumping the exact right amount of each medication from the bottle into the hand to fill the pill organizer for the rest of the week

Guide to Naming Pets "Charlotte"
INCORRECT:
- Pig
CORRECT:
- Spider
- Brontosaurus

Maturity is preferring futsu squash for the ease of scooping its seeds despite the concurrent ease of knife slippage and finger cutty owie time

I know many peeps have problems with @nytimes.com and honestly today I am with you

"This soup might be better with fewer lentils and more bacon" is probably not an original thought

At home video therapy should be called herapy

A lunchbag with a lightning design and the name "RORY" embroidered on it for sale in a thrift shop.

Who bought her this? Defend your answer. #GoodwillmoreGirls

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