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New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

learning how much of the capital C Crucifixion is lifted whole cloth from norse paganism

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

It Took Me 30 Years to Solve this VFX Problem YouTube video by Corridor Crew

Niko has done something even Weta hasn't been able to do. (Joe Leterei said so) AND he open sourced it.

If you do vfx or any work with green screen you should watch this.

A very fluffy black cat snoozing on a couch with her paws up in the air

Bast is the only one who sleeps on her back, feet and fluff sprawled everywhere

they should remove Pixar CCO Pete Docter

GARDENS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

👀👀👀👀

my syntax is all over the place, don't mind me. I'm picturing like a coffee malted

Barley coffee 🤔 how is it drank? Similarly to chicory or like a liqueur?

aha I see it is Ringing The Town Church Bells Is Fun! o clock again

I've mentioned that I stand by all queer people, and that includes the large gay men who talk about being large gay men over and over again but y'know.

Bears repeating.

I did just get started on curing a jar of freshly picked olives :d

bowl of barley and spinach and mushroom soup

soup from above

a page from the NYT Cooking page a day calendar hovering precariously over a pot of soup. January 2nd, what happened to the first? well the first was pancakes and they were delicious and they sure looked exactly like plain ol pancakes, I did not take photos of them

The name orzo is common for this pasta shape in North America, but less so in Italy, where the word usually means 'barley'. [citation needed] CITATION NOT NEEDED! CITATION CONFIRMED!

Miso-Mushroom Barley Soup

fully vegan, flavored with miso powder and soy sauce, and crushed red pepper to carry a lot of depth of flavor. I walked past "orzo" about eight times thinking "wow nobody in Italy has barley" before finally looking it up online and thinking "that's definitely incorrect"

At no point was I EVER lost for "who is this trying to satirize"

A tuxedo cat prepares to climb onto some christmas/halloween pajamas

Calliope wants to help. Will screaming help? She's always up for screaming

booooo

it's great fun reading all the hot takes about how Alien: Earth is unrealistic because corporations aren't that stupid

Sometimes when I get up to speak at a funeral, and start with "The family has asked me to say a few words", members of the family will yell and say that's not true. And it's like buddy, I go to a lot of funerals, a ton, and heckling is super inappropriate funeral behaviour.

Dracula

jfc

Wow

slices of veal in soup

a full veal shank with bone in a crock pot full of vegetables

Osso Buco

A veal shank slow-cooked in tomatoes/wine/broth with fresh vegetables and mushrooms, then with the liquids reduced into something between a gravy and a soup. The flavors are earthy and hearty

Obsessed