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They are directly targeting you with this shirt

07.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a second there, even the camera is sick of having to see him

05.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really hoping an unintentional silver lining of the Trump admin will be that US military bases in other countries start getting shut down

03.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just explaining to someone last night how hard it used to be to watch the pilot episode because it wasn't included in the physical releases

02.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there's a pretty big thing that's making his presidency fraught at the moment that's not mentioned here

24.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that more Spotify users are streaming "All Together Now" than psychedelic banger "Only A Northern Song" is a huge indictment

24.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to know about Kagi; I've been using Brave, which is better than Google (ethically) but in the cryptoverse (not ideal). I've had the same Protonmail issue with Tutamail. What I really wish I could find is a Google Maps replacement, but maybe we just need to start using actual maps again

10.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A loss for New England, but a huge win for animal prognostication

09.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, she was sued for sexual harassment by several employees and illegally smuggled bones out of Africa. Anyone rich enough to own a football team is a bad person.

09.02.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

NFL corporate officials currently begging them to do the latter

08.02.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

General Lee saw his shadow, too, so it's not looking good for an early spring. But results are still coming in!

02.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in his "Well Dressed Man" disguise in "Blue Velvet"

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in his "Well Dressed Man" disguise in "Blue Velvet"

Barry Keoghan Is Ringo Starr

30.01.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It gets me every time I watch "Blue Velvet"

30.01.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in his "Well Dressed Man" disguise in "Blue Velvet"

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in his "Well Dressed Man" disguise in "Blue Velvet"

Barry Keoghan Is Ringo Starr

30.01.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our country's two-pinkied founders would never stand for that kind of censorship

29.01.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An AI generated image of an aged legal document, perhaps the US Constitution, with a hand covering all of the words besides a nonsense word that reads "AAMEREED"

An AI generated image of an aged legal document, perhaps the US Constitution, with a hand covering all of the words besides a nonsense word that reads "AAMEREED"

Wow really great stuff

29.01.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You should take original post down. It's still getting quoted and reposted without this context and will only cause confusion

28.01.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, and it's not even Friday!

28.01.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The press has gotta start booing these people

26.01.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have pledged fealty to Mack Hollins

26.01.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of other things to point out here, of course, but this isn't even a "Letter", it's a post on his vanity social media site

23.01.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone with an enormous speaker on the subway wields the power to be extremely annoying or provide a public service

16.01.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very excited to watch this. "Reservation Dogs" is one of my all-time favorites

12.01.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the stuff I come on Bluesky for

10.01.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's necessarily encouraging hopelessness, just showing that Democratic party leadership isn't where we should be putting our hope in

03.01.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guillaume Broche's burner account

20.12.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Trump administration is trying to distract us with Clinton and you're taking the bait!" I don't know, I can focus on more than one man being awful at a time

20.12.2025 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are getting all worked up about lists

20.12.2025 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't imagine this is going to work for him. Obviously all of the diehard trolls are going to eat it up, but Reiner's work is universally beloved - lots of Trump voters love his movies. Not saying it will move the dial at all, but it's not making him look "cool" in the way he thinks it does

15.12.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This one gets me every time

11.12.2025 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0