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Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance

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ICYMI: Trump on Iran 'Big hitting goes down now'

Are you f'n kidding me?!

03.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're not impeaching her enough. Let's go!

03.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throw him in the bankruptcy bin with My Pillow Guy, Giuliani, Robert Murray, and all the disbarred lawyers. The Trump Train's last stop is always ruin.

03.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump doesn't want the FBI to know about the shady shit he'll be doing in Iran. America's security is of little to no interest to him.

03.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad part is, the Democratic position is always common sense. MAGA has to twist itself into knots trying to defend the indefensible. It must be so freeing to follow facts instead of batshit conspiracy theories.

03.03.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad part is, it won't bring the soldiers who died for this bullshit back.

02.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS! Israel using Epstein as Kompromat is starting to make sense. The tail is wagging the dog.

02.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just so I understand, we're going to war with Iran cuz Jared Kushner, a Zionist man w ZERO experience in diplomacy, who could not pass a background check, is not a govt employee and who got $2 Billion from the Saudis couldn't get a deal with Iran? WITAF?!

01.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A petulant 5 year old who has to be briefed in pictures is in possession of our nuclear codes.

01.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump ignit ass started World War III without even so much as a congressional or civil debate. He's officially f'd up earth!

#Dubai

28.02.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fetterman is a bitter angry man who has always been a right leaning. He attacks his staff and has temper tantrums. He's damn near undercover MAGA.

28.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

'I like Ted Cruz more than most people, and I hate Ted Cruz'

-Al Franken

28.02.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Autonomous killer drones was not on my 2026 bingo card. We have got to get these sick bastards out of office.

28.02.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not ready for autonomous killer surveilance drones with lasers and night vision controlled by Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. Not now, not ever.

27.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the 50s we had much stricter gun laws and taxed millionaires and billionaires at 90%. Most jobs offered healthcare and a pension. Republicans blew all that up not Democrats.

27.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morgan Freeman is a terrible failed actor. His voice is so annoying. Many ppl come up to me, w tears in their eyes, 'Mr. President Sir, how is Morgan Freeman still an A list star?' I tell them, b/c of DEI! DEI is destroying America.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Donald J Trump

27.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For starters, 90% of the people that would be detained here would be detained illegally. Follow the law and you won't need Concentration Camps. Ah, but cruelty is the point isn't it?

27.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand by for Scott Jennings to be promoted to lead anchor at CNN, and Sponge Bob decrying the invasion of illegal starfish.

27.02.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump poked the bear didn't he?

#hillaryclinton

27.02.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a President who IS a convicted felon and who was best friends with a pedophile. There's spin but this is sin.

26.02.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny cuz it's true! ๐Ÿ˜†

25.02.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact: Saying it would be unfair to release the facts means the facts show Trump is guilty af. Thank you Judge Cannon for the clarity.

23.02.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about what's unfair to the American People? We deserve to know what, when, where and how the President of the United States conspired to commit fraud and espionage against the United States.

23.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBH, Hakeem is no Nancy Pelosi but I trust her judgement to endorse him. I think he'll grow into the role.

23.02.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

November or never! I'm really into democracy!

23.02.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the right wing way. Get ignorant people ginned up about a poor person selling some of their food stamps to make ends meet, while ignoring Rick Scott and Bret Farvre's millions in massive medicare & welfare fraud. Keep us fighting over little shit while they rob us blind.

23.02.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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....and another one today!

23.02.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's cabinet is the most incompetent and corrupt cabinet in American history. *Note: No immigrants or black folks. ๐Ÿค”

#proudblue Trump Tarrifs

21.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking the same damn thing. The FBI writ large is doing its job, but only the ones Patel hasn't gotten to yet.

21.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0